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Started by MDS, March 29, 2018, 04:09:31 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

Take Bailey farging Falter and lock his ass up in Alcatraz so he misses the flight home.

MDS

i think theyre going to have to go out of the organization for 5th starter

sanchez and plassymer stink, mcgarry is slowly rehabbing and is months away, painter isnt close, abel isnt close to ready. im not sure what youre going to find in the scrap heap but its worth a shot to be better than falter.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

QB Eagles

Maybe they can pick up the 1 through 4 starters while they are shopping.

Don Ho

How/why is Falter on this team?  Guy is complete trash.  Brogdon is Brogdon, nice guy to have when you're up 10-0 or down 10-0 but Falter, there is no way he belongs on an MLB roster.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

PhillyPhreak54

There has to be 1-2 guys they can go get from someone.

Idgaf but they need to do something

MDS

at this point in the year making a legit trade is a desperation move, youd be paying way up for someone that you might not even need for more than a month or so -- they fully exepct mcgarry and painter to pitch this year. so i would not anticipate that.

so basically youre looking for a temporary replacement, which means youre looking in the bin of guys who were DFAed or are at the bottom of someone else's 40 or even off it. or you roll with chris sanchez, who cant even get through 5 innings in AAA. not good!
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Don Ho

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on May 15, 2023, 10:31:51 PMTake Bailey farging Falter and lock his ass up in Alcatraz so he misses the flight home.

Better yet swim to shore from Alcatraz in the dead of winter wearing only a speedo or during Great White maiting season.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

Quoting J "This farging team!"

That was brutal. Giants are trash, that stadium was maybe at 15% capacity, even there fans have given up on Gabe.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

PhillyPhreak54

They better figure the pitching out. Taking out the fact that Nola has been shtein and Walker nothing more than a Jugs machine - they cannot roll Falter out there again. I mean pitch Straham then at least.

MDS

strahm is a relief pitcher...i know you are a republican who doesnt believe in math or science but his arm is going to fall off by july 4 if you keep having him throw this many innings

noah skirrow is probably pitching the best out of their AAA arms. hes off the 40 and isnt a prospect. chi chi gonzalez just got DFAed. oh and crab ass madison bumgarner is available. good stuff going on here.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Ask Uncle John to let you throw a few innings. Your xfiperasuperplus numbers are prob better than that icehole Falter

PhillyPhreak54

Anyone wanna hit with runners in scoring position? For fargs sake

MDS

tom mccarthy is just an abominable announcer
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

Quote from: MDS on May 16, 2023, 10:59:09 PMtom mccarthy is just an abominable announcer

welcome to the club....its indescribably bad
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

its so minute but wheeler struck out the 2nd hitter of the game for his first out and he said "thats his first strikeout of the game." like he was pointing out some interesting fact. this is the kind of stuff he does thats just horrible

like there are 0 outs and its the 2nd batter you moron...no farging shtein
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.