2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[ice grillin you]

victorino - over
jimmy - cooked
GRIT - broken down
choke - good
francisco - garbage
polanco - good slap hitter
mayberry - garbage
chooch - ok but incredibly overrated
valdez - throw up
ibanez - worse than burrell
HOF brown - not ready

No Hit Narveson on the hill today, I see.

going for my fantasy squad....it was the five star play of the day

[PhillyPhreak54]

Make that 3-0...some guy named Lucroy went deep.

Swept by the Brewers.

[ice grillin you]

can someone explain to me why the farg charlie keeps putting jimmy in the three hole...he has ONE rbi on the year and charlie keeps running him out there....its unfargingbelievable

[PhillyPhreak54]

can someone explain to me why the farg charlie keeps putting jimmy in the three hole...he has ONE rbi on the year and charlie keeps running him out there....its unfargingbelievable

Kinda light on options.

But then again - it really doesn't matter how you set it up. Crap is crap.

[Don Ho]

Need more Astros!

Hey!  The dumb farg pineapple head didn't swing at ball 4.  Winning!

[BigEd76]

igs are you suggesting batting Jimmy 2nd (or a swap with Shane) and Polanco 3rd?  There's not much else they can do until Chase gets back....

[PhillyPhreak54]

Whew! No Hit Narveson's gem is still intact thanks to Polanco and Rollins.

2 hits in the last 13 farging innings against the farging Milwaukee farging Brewers.

[ice grillin you]

can someone explain to me why the farg charlie keeps putting jimmy in the three hole...he has ONE rbi on the year and charlie keeps running him out there....its unfargingbelievable

Kinda light on options.

thats not a reason to keep a guy in an rbi producing spot for the whole year who cant drive in runs.....maybe lack of options is why you put him there in the first place but it doesnt fly as a reason anymore...shtein ibanez excelled there last year for a stint...hes a way better choice than jimmy

igs are you suggesting batting Jimmy 2nd (or a swap with Shane) and Polanco 3rd?  There's not much else they can do until Chase gets back....

jimmy bats lead off or 7-8....he cant be in the three hole....why cant ibanez or victorino be tried at 3...if jimmy can go there then pretty much anyone can be given a shot...again ONE RBI ON THE SEASON....not in the last five games or this week or this series....one for the YEAR

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Season's over. Time to move on.

[MDS]

Whew! No Hit Narveson's gem is still intact thanks to Polanco and Rollins.

2 hits in the last 13 farging innings against the farging Milwaukee farging Brewers.

not that they could beat houston st pius x right now but the brewers are actually pretty good

this aint getting swept by the astros

[PhillyPhreak54]

Havas - put Ibanez there and you have L-L with him and Choke.

That forces an almost automatic PH in the late innings when the Javier Lopez's of the world come in and eat him and Choke for lunch.

[BigEd76]

pretty sure Milwaukee's AAA righty no-names have done the same thing against those guys

[ice grillin you]

Whew! No Hit Narveson's gem is still intact thanks to Polanco and Rollins.

2 hits in the last 13 farging innings against the farging Milwaukee farging Brewers.

not that they could beat houston st pius x right now but the brewers are actually pretty good

this aint getting swept by the astros

getting 2 hit by the wolfman and a yahoo SP/RP is pretty god damn awful

halladay and lee getting waxed by their offense is understandable

Havas - put Ibanez there and you have L-L with him and Choke.

That forces an almost automatic PH in the late innings when the Javier Lopez's of the world come in and eat him and Choke for lunch.

for years GRIT and choke hit back to back...plus ibanez hits fine against lefties...its not like he has monsterous splits

in general thats not even close to a reason to leave jimmy in the three hole...and in fact last year when utley was out ibanez hit it .350 in the three hole

[MDS]

that was a random fluky hot streak that came at an amazing point

ibanez is horrendous and beyond washed up and shouldnt even be playing, let alone hitting 3rd.

[Munson]

Polanco. Boom.