Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

Started by PoopyfaceMcGee, March 24, 2011, 11:25:09 AM

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Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

QB Eagles

Where's Wallace, Howie?

Sills got got too. Maybe they are bringing in the punt god. One guy cleared of sexual assault you can explain, two looks like a trend.

No punter or punt returner. Eagles lineup is ready for 2030 football.

PhillyPhreak54

The team of degenerates!

Gamblers and sex abusers!

I am mildly surprised at Wallace and Siposs tbh. I didn't think Howie would whack the punter.

QB Eagles

They both blow and have looked like shtein this summer, so it's not that surprising. Covey is the biggest surprise to me just because there's no heir apparent at PR, but he's eminently replaceable too.

Morrow is the one guy who I think had a solidified roster spot and then played his way off the team.

Diomedes

Maybe the numbers guys have convinced the team to just not punt, ever.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

There's a college coach who does that.

I scanned the cut list and only see four punters cut one of them Zentner by Houston.

Drue Chrisman
Matt Haack (sucks)
Thomas Morestead

So who knows what's up

QB Eagles

Morestead isn't a real cut, just some roster jujitsu.

Don Ho

So starting LB's are Dean and Cunningham?

MSU boy Vansumeren made it?
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

PhillyPhreak54


MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

QB Eagles

Back on the PS:

WR Greg Ward
WR Devon Allen
WR Britain Covey
OL Julian Good-Jones
TE Brady Russell
LB Kyron Johnson

These are still rolling in


Diomedes

Quote from: MDS on August 29, 2023, 10:12:39 PMtime to sign the gang banging punt god

I know less about his punting than I do his legal battles, and I don't know much about those...is it true he's got a boomer leg but very little control?  So yeah he's great if you're punting from your 20 yard line, not not so great if you're punting from midfield...?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

i dont think those punts really matter...how often do you even from midfield anymore? + side of the 50 youre only punting on a +7 or something from north of like the 40. its a pretty small window of the field where you even do that.

id take a big leg over an accurate one any day of the week
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure


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