2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here

[MDS]

by golly your gay

[Sgt PSN]

by golly your gay

[QB Eagles]

Week 7

Offensive MVP: LaMont Jordan (CSD) - 34pts
Defensive MVPs: Jeremiah Trotter (CSD), Demorrio Williams (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy), Adam Archuleta (Satoshi) - 12pts



Offensive overachievers:
LaMont Jordan (CSD) +22.92
Clinton Portis (CSD) +13.64
Daunte Culpepper (CSD) +12.09
Steven Jackson (Seabiscuit36) +10.5
Mike Anderson (Phanatics) +10.36

Defensive overachievers:
Jeremiah Trotter (CSD) +7.2
Demorrio Williams (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +6.79
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +5.53
Kyle Vanden Bosch (phillymic) +4.5
Lofa Tatupu (Mad's Arch-Villains) +3.27

Offensive underachievers:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -13.92
Anquan Boldin (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -10.36
Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -9.64
Chris Brown (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -9.06
Jamie Martin (Satoshi) -8.9

Defensive underachievers:
Nick Barnett (Eastern Motors) -6.63
Brian Urlacher (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -5.6
Mike Brown (Seabiscuit36) -5.51
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -5.12
Tony Parrish (Mad's Arch-Villains) -5.05

Left rotting on the bench:
Brett Favre (phillymic) - 30pts
Mark Brunell (CF_DeepBallas) - 25pts
Larry Johnson (phillymic) - 17pts
Ronnie Brown (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 16pts
Eli Manning (Pli-Plong & Pongora) - 16pts


Notes

• 5-time underachiever: Jamie Sharper
• 4-time overachiever: Robert Mathis
• 3-time overachiever: Jeremiah Trotter
• 2-time overachievers: Demorrio Williams, Kyle Vanden Bosch
• 2-time underachievers: Nick Barnett, Mike Brown
• Heroes to zeroes: LaDainian Tomlinson, Shaun Alexander
• Mike Brown is the first player to be both a two-time overachiever and two-time underachiever.
• Robert Mathis is benefitting significantly from low expectations.
• In an unprecedented display of stastical might, CSD had the top three overachieving offensive players this week. A fourth player of his just barely missed the cutoff. He also had the most overachieving defensive player.
• Sassy left what would have been the defensive MVP (Karlos Dansby) on the bench. Sassy also had three of the worst offensive underperformers.
• phillymic left the QB of the Week on the bench and started a QB who was on a bye week. He  nonetheless won against the pathetic Arch-Villains.
• In a horrible week for AFC defense, the running game remained dominant. 4 RBs were among the overachievers. None of them had managed the feat earlier in the season.

[QB Eagles]

Santana Moss, Jimmy Smith, and Michael Pittman combined for 3 points. Great job guys.

[Diomedes]

What did you expect from them, 30 each?

[phillymic2000]

MDS you are done, Willie Parker will easily get 8 points and Mason ain't doin jack against that Defense!

[Sgt PSN]

Man I wish I was playing MDS this week.  I would have much rathered put up my 140 points (plus whatever I get from Miller and the Steelers D tonight) against him than an obviously outmatched CSD. 

[MDS]

i could see that.

my team is falling apart. its almost time to make some drastic, panic moves.

[Seabiscuit36]

Satoshi,  Nice try

[hbionic]

My team sucks more balls than T-Hawk & Sarge at a balls sucking contest/marathon.

[phillymic2000]

My team sucks more balls than T-Hawk & Sarge at a balls sucking contest/marathon.

that's a lot of sucking.

[MDS]

MDS you are done, Willie Parker will easily get 8 points and Mason ain't doin jack against that Defense!

word

[Diomedes]

CFFFL Summary

Week 8 results
Dio's Bronx Brigands   109.5
CF_DeepBallas   91

Mad's Arch-Villains   104.5
Pli-Plong & Pongora   38.5

MDS' Mike Zordich's   101.5
phillymic   94.5

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy   159.5
CSD   74

Seabiscuit36   146
Satoshi   87.5

Phanatics   115.5
Eastern Motors   94
   
Weekly notes

• Highest score: 159.5 (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy)   
  
• Lowest score: 38.5 (Pli-plong & Pongora)   
  
• Lowest winning score: 101.5 (MDS' Mike Zordich's)   
  
• Highest losing score: 94.5 (phillymic)   
  
• Greatest margin of victory: 85.5 (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy > CSD)   
  
• Least margin of victory: 7 (MDS' Mike Zordich's > phillymic)   
     
  Standings   
  1.  MDS' Mike Zordich's 7-1-0   
  2.  Seabiscuit36 5-3-0   
  3.  Satoshi 5-3-0   
  4.  Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 4-4-0   
  5.  Eastern Motors 4-4-0   
  6.  phillymic 4-4-0   
  7.  Dio's Bronx Brigands 4-4-0   
  8.  CF_DeepBallas 3-5-0   
  9.  CSD 3-5-0   
  10.  Mad's Arch-Villains 3-5-0   
  11.  Phanatics 3-5-0   
  12.  Pli-Plong & Pongora 3-5-0   
  
  Notes through eight weeks   
  
• Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy recorded Highest Score for the second time, joining MDS' Mike Zordich's as the only player to do so more than once this season.  MDS's Mike Zordich's has done it three times.   
  
• Pli-Plong & Pongora has joined CSD as the only teams to record Lowest Score more than once.  They've each done it twice.   
  
• MDS' Mike Zordich has won by the smallest margin of the week three times. (Weeks 1, 4, and 8 )  CSD has done it twice. (Weeks 3 and 5)  No other owner has done this more than once.   
  
• Most points: 163.5 (CSD), in week 7.   
  
• Least points: 38.5 (Pli-Plong & Pongora) in week 8.   
  

[phillymic2000]

MDS you lucky bastich 

[Diomedes]

MDS you lucky bastich

Yep.  And not just this week.

• MDS' Mike Zordich has won by the smallest margin of the week three times. (Weeks 1, 4, and 8 )  CSD has done it twice. (Weeks 3 and 5)  No other owner has done this more than once.