Projected 2009 53 Man Roster

Sgt PSN · June 13, 2009, 12:22:58 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on June 13, 2009, 12:12:07 PM
I thought it was his hemorrhoids.

they have crabs too

Tomahawk · June 13, 2009, 01:46:53 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on June 12, 2009, 07:42:51 PM
He's made more than a few stupid moves, not just the dumbest one of the entire football season last year.

Don't sell him short - it was historically stupid on par with Jim Marshall and Leon Lett

General_Failure · June 13, 2009, 06:32:41 PM

He has yet to top his missed endzone dive from college, but I'm sure he's working on it with a team of choreographers.

Don Ho · June 14, 2009, 05:25:48 AM

Chad,

Never mind them, you do what you have to. And this is just the offseason. Wait'll you get a hold of us after the first blown game or muffed punt. We're a swell bunch.

General_Failure · June 14, 2009, 08:46:45 AM

Your hemorrhoids are a swell bunch.

Eagaholic · June 14, 2009, 01:07:04 PM

There once was a man with hemorrhoids
(ok, now somebody finish the limerick...)

Sgt PSN · June 14, 2009, 02:08:46 PM

that were swollen the size of asteroids
he wondered "how can this be?"
they're from brian macnemee
injecting his butt with steroids

Eagaholic · June 14, 2009, 02:33:02 PM

not bad at all, but you are getting off topic. it's supposed to be about a man with hemorrhoids who makes the 53 man roster.

General_Failure · June 14, 2009, 03:37:08 PM

Lurie's working on the movie deal for that. The working title is Preparation Ache.

Eagaholic · June 14, 2009, 08:04:09 PM

I don't think that would be very proctical, but GF, you have to change Sassy's screen name to Busta Limericks, he's earned it, yo.