CFFFL Smack Thread

[MURP]

i was gonna make an offer, then i realized all your WR suck.  

[PhillyGirl]

I would like to acquire a RB from someone. All of my WR's are up for grabs if a good deal is offered. Let me know if anyone would like to deal.

You mean teams RUN the ball in the NFL? I thought RBs were all but obsolete.

[shorebird]

Only in Andy Rieds offense.

shtein, there ain't a player on the Eagles who's done anything, the offense can't even get close enough for Akers to do any real scoring.

[Sgt PSN]

Only in Andy Rieds offense.

shtein, there ain't a player on the Eagles who's done anything, the offense can't even get close enough for Akers to do any real scoring.

The one time they did, they faked it....something T-Hawk's mom has never done.  

[RomeyRome]

Only in Andy Rieds offense.

shtein, there ain't a player on the Eagles who's done anything, the offense can't even get close enough for Akers to do any real scoring.

The one time they did, they faked it....something T-Hawk's mom has never done.  

Yeah and if they KICK that FG, I am 2-0

[shorebird]

Yeah, if. Seems there are a lotta' if's in this game. I'm trying not to think about them. I'm getting screwed so far with Peerless Price. Thought I might get lucky with Quincy Carter, and then Tiki Barber dissapears for that game.

It seems it's not good to have too many starters that are playing against one another.

[Sgt PSN]

Yeah, if.

Reminds me of what one of my instuctors and the School of Infantry used to say to us.

"Gents, we can 'what if' this shtein all day if you want.  What if my sister had a fleshpop?  She'd be my brother."

Ah, good times.  

[Zanshin]

In the immortal words of Burrito Boy...

Melvinators...."thanks for coming out...next"

Big words from someone who scored that few overall points. You're lucky your level of competiton has been low.

[shorebird]

Big words from someone who scored that few overall points. You're lucky your level of competiton has been low.

HEY, I resemble that remark!!

Really though, nothing new from her. I tried to wish her good luck before the games, but she's probably got me on ignore.

[PhillyPhreak54]

i was gonna make an offer, then i realized all your WR suck.  

[Zanshin]

Nonebetta...

Just a quick note of thanks.  I know you struggled with your decision to draft Faulk over Holmes, and your kindness hasn't been lost on me.  

[Sgt PSN]

Well I can tell that I am going to be the Detroit Tigers of this league.  Bledsoe really killed me last night.  He actually lost points for me.    

This is going to be a long season.  

[Tomahawk]

Well I can tell that I am going to be the Detroit Tigers of this league.  Bledsoe really killed me last night.  He actually lost points for me.    

This is going to be a long season.  

I bet McTeam does worse than your sorry excuse of a team.

[RomeyRome]

Nonebetta...

Just a quick note of thanks.  I know you struggled with your decision to draft Faulk over Holmes, and your kindness hasn't been lost on me.  

Don't ever say I didn't do anything for you.

[Tomahawk]

I may be the most retarded person to walk (stumble) this Earth.

I decided it would be a good idea to trade Donovan McNabb and Jimmy Smith for Joe Horn, Brad Johnson, and Michael Pittman, failing to realize that Johnson has a bye week this week which leaves me no QB.

Oh well, I was kind of hoping for a winless season anyway.