Week 2 - Falcons: Future Eagles QB Kirk Cousins

[Don Ho]

Ran into my buddy last night and I asked "how do you feel about this game?"  He said "It's going to be an ugly first half and I am expecting your the sky is falling text messages but they'll figure it out"  So far he's spot on!

[Don Ho]

Matt Patrica in the building?  Did he bludgeone Fangio with a clipboard and highjack the headsets?

[Diomedes]

I wish I had not clicked on that link.  No clue what to do with all these menus. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

He's no longer Levon

Atta baby Jalen!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Slim!!!

[General_Failure]

That's a fargin' lot of Kelly Green in the stands. Take a hint, Lurie.

[General_Failure]

As is tradition, the defense will now give up an annoyingly quick TD drive.

[Don Ho]

"So far Kirk Cousins has faced no pressure"

Nice trend we got going here.

[Don Ho]

Finanlly some pressure and PI negates it. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Gonna have to start blitzing bc these fools can't do shtein on a four man rush

Bryce Huff is stealing money

[General_Failure]

I hear the Jets have a DE they're looking to offload.

[MDS]

bryce huff is alive?

[General_Failure]

Let's Go Milton.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Remember when I said to re sign Big Milt?

Imperative

[Don Ho]

I think we got the wrong Jet. Mark Gastineau got in the limo by mistake.