Week 1 - Washington (NFL Team): Got That Pandemic

Started by MDS, September 05, 2020, 05:54:03 PM

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Diomedes

This is the worst game of Wentz's career by miles.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Don Ho

Next motherfarger that questions why they draft Jalen hurts gets a crossbow in the eyes.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Eagaholic

Quote from: QB Eagles on September 13, 2020, 04:00:24 PM
Plenty of blame to go around but when you lose after being up 17-0 ultimately you have to call it a Doug loss.
Definitely Doug. He went full blown andy ball. When Wentz was getting crushed out there his solution was to keep passing, like he was panicking even when he still had the lead.

Eagaholic

Quote from: Don Ho on September 13, 2020, 04:02:33 PM
Every free agent offensive lineman is drooling right now with the hope of getting a call from the Eagles front office 30 minutes after this game
Yeah, not sure about that. I'd probably rather get the corona.

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Geowhizzer

Dio should have found some errands to run.  I wish I had.

ice grillin you

Quote from: QB Eagles on September 13, 2020, 04:00:24 PM
Plenty of blame to go around but when you lose after being up 17-0 ultimately you have to call it a Doug loss.

One billion percent on the QB

the end of half pick was especially atrocious...up 17 against a dead offense with a minute and a half left you do anything but give them momentum...that turned the whole game around...then he missed two long balls right after that...he went a good 1/4 of the game unable to complete a pass
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ice grillin you

Quote from: Diomedes on September 13, 2020, 04:10:46 PM
name a worse recent loss

any?

it was a loss in front of no fans in a meaningless season that probably won't finish
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Geowhizzer

Wentz was gold for the first quarter and a half.  Then he turned into a turd sandwich.

So did the defense.  And Doug.  But it started with Wentz.

Diomedes

It turns out the highlight of my day was helping a friend pick up a washing machine before the game. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Don Ho

As someone stated earlier, yes the O line is a joke, but franchise QB's don't play like that.  Those weren't even rookie mistakes.  Those were a dip shtein being a dumb farg. 
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

MDS

wentz gets most of the blame, but you cant let doug go. he called an atrocious game after that first 1st qtr and a half

id like to say get your injuries and bad luck out of the way in this bs season but your franchise qb pooping his pants and the team getting bukkakkeed by injuries for the 90th straight season is....not good
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

I'd put howie ahead of doug...got exactly one player out of the 2019 draft and his second round pick this year was a healthy scratch in a game where they had a half dozen starters out
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

gonna hold out on howie because after that wentz performance he mightve been on to something
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#179
If they're going to have to dump salaries next season, and they definitely have to, this is a great year to suck.

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