Phillies

[Geowhizzer]

Damn... 

https://twitter.com/matt_breen/status/1421626600983089154

[ice grillin you]

why damn?

he stinks

[Geowhizzer]

why damn?

he stinks

Because he's a 23-year-old undergoing emergency surgery after collapsing on the field?

[MDS]

*human being is near death*
havas: is he good at sports?
*no*
havas: who cares

[PhillyPhreak54]

Lolol

He sucks. Let him die.

- Havas

[PhillyPhreak54]

On the other hand the minors dude could probably hit better from his hospital bed than the big club

[QB Eagles]

well from 1883-1950 they legit were not trying

the other stretches were normal pathetic. didnt spend money, couldnt produce talent if they tried. this current stretch takes the cake. they have produced some decent players and spent widely....and yet they are hopelessly mediocre

still youd figure theyd fall ass backwards into like a wild card or something in the 90s or 00s but nope

There effectively were no playoffs until 1969. The WS stat is more pathetic to me.

Also pretty sure the White Sox playoff history is sadder.

[QB Eagles]

why damn?

he stinks

Because he's a 23-year-old undergoing emergency surgery after collapsing on the field?

Imagine almost dying for the Phillies.

[ice grillin you]

people die everyday but i guess if you are a phillie minor leaguer you get a "damn"...also do we even know he almost died

[MDS]

he might die

hes a human person that might die

there a tons of human people that might die or do die each day....if you told me about each of them id say oh thats a shame not who cares they suck at sports

[Rome]

So they got shutout Friday, scored (2) yesterday and then dropped (15) on their woeful asses today. 

Remind me again why they've only won two titles since Chester Arthur was POTUS.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I am shocked that he was jerked around. Shocked!

https://twitter.com/threetwoeephus/status/1421975343603372034 21

[MDS]

convenient excuses from a colossal loser

plenty of other young pitchers moved around from the pen to starting and back to the pen. he was a starter for a good chunk of the year and couldnt get out of the 3rd inning. he blamed it on everything but himself. one time he was too winded from running to first base. have fun in texas where youll lose 100 games instead of 80

[ice grillin you]

you think I'm cold....

https://twitter.com/aubrey_huff/status/1421958764039598080 21

[ice grillin you]

convenient excuses from a colossal loser

is this about the Phillies franchise or spencer Howard?