Keeper League 17

[Tomahawk]

Anybody have a rookie they want to trade?

[rjs246]

I have Wendell Smallwood and Davontae Booker. Neither of them are good. Both of them are rookies. Future draft picks would be considered acceptable compensation for either.

[rjs246]

if I had to pick the thing I'm most ashamed and embarrassed about in my entire life, it's probably occasionally opening up this thread and reading it.

You should try being in the league then.  It's downright degrading. 

It has to be embarrassing watching me win over and over again.

[Sgt PSN]

Not really, but that's just because I enjoy sending you dick pics with your winnings. 

[rjs246]

FYI, the only two that haven't submitted their keepers are THawk and HB. Looks like THawk is still trying to fill out his roster, but HB has no excuse.

[Sgt PSN]

In chuggie's defense, it's difficult to submit keepers when you're the crossbar in a Wobbly H.

[hbionic]

Thawk,

Dak Prescott is available.

What say yee?

[Tomahawk]

I'll give you the last round pick for him

[rjs246]

Unless I hear otherwise I am scheduling the draft for Monday night. Probably around 9EST.

[Rome]

My co-worker just had a baby.  She named him Gavin Russell Smith.

I chuckled. 

[rjs246]

I just sent out an erroneous draft email. Ignore it. Delete it. Light it on fire and piss all over it.

Also, HB/THawk, get your keepers in so I can do this shtein.

[hbionic]

Ok, but not going to be available that day at the time of draft. Will be out of town.

Why not tuesday or something?

[rjs246]

Since I'm not clairvoyant I didn't know that. Suggest an alternate time (in addition to the day) and people can weigh in.

[Munson]

I can do that Monday and that Wednesday...def can't do Tuesday or Thursday.

[hbionic]

Well, how was I supposed to know you weren't a clairvoyant.

We can do late Monday, after 7pm (I should be home by then)....or we can do Sunday evening.