Keeper League 16

[rjs246]

Paid: Sarge, SD, Zanshin, Phreak
Deadbeats: hb, SunMo, Rome, Munson, THawk

[Tomahawk]

I thought I paypalled it right after I made the hilarious comment about not being able to mail a check to an email address. Trying to send you a card along with the payment must have overloaded the system. You should have it now, sans card.

If you do not have the $25, please enlist your smart friends to help you figure out what the next steps are.

[Rome]

I paid you, you dumb mick.  Shut up, already. 

[rjs246]

Paid: Sarge, SD, Zanshin, Phreak, THawk, Rome
Deadbeats: hb, SunMo, Munson

[Munson]

Just came from Rogue One....it was awesome, enjoyed it a lot.

Hey Munson, stop posting about movies and pay me.

Is this you saying you're going to be posting here more?

Also I wish we had a way to pay you that didn't involve a service run by scumbag and vampire Peter Theil.

[Sgt PSN]

Ever heard of the Post Office?

[Munson]

Ever heard of the Post Office?

Rusty seems to disapprove of getting this by mail.

[Sgt PSN]

Nonsense. I once mailed him his payment enclosed in a giant dick pic I printed from the interwebs.  Pretty sure it was a top 5 life moment for him.

[Munson]

I paid. Peter Thiel is masturbating to the transaction as we speak.

[Sgt PSN]

He's not the only one. ETFs are a huge turn on for me.

[rjs246]

I tend to be pretty pious about not giving my money to the morally bankrupt, but only to a point. I'd love to never drive a car and only eat food from small farmers and hand-deliver monetary payments when they come due... but in addition to being socially conscious I am also a farging adult. So I own a car, I eat what's reasonable and I use paypal. Deal with it.

[rjs246]

Just realized that I never posted this. Phreak offered me two firsts for Bell. Bell is now his.

[Sgt PSN]

I'd like to offer you 2 fists.

[Tomahawk]

But who pays the removal fee to get 'em out of chuggie's mom's hoyda?

[rjs246]

It's not like you need the jaws of life to get in and out of that canyon.