This Is Gonna Suck: 2016 Phillies Season Thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yo Todd!

Just win baby

[MDS]

jp crawford

27 walks
21 strikeouts

[ice grillin you]

last year reading is up 2-1 in the EL chip over bowie, md having dominated most of the first three games....then I go to the last two games and they lose both....series over

last night I don't go and they win 9-1....jp 3-6....going the next two days....guaranteed losses and jp goes combined 0-9

[ice grillin you]

[ice grillin you]

zach eflin ladies and gents

7 starts
45 ip
30 hits
12 er
2 hr
7 bb
40 k

[rjs246]

Nails making cartoonish comments to the press about his steroid use again. Why does anyone care what he has to say about anything? What a farging clown.

[ice grillin you]

this bull pen going to do this again?

Hernandez looks nasty so far

[ice grillin you]

The commish!!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Oh yesssssssssssssss!

Goeddel turning into a player baby!

[ice grillin you]

Stanton went 0-10 with 9 k's in the series

[smeags]

todd must be ecstatic over this.

[SD]

Stanton went 0-10 with 9 k's in the series

Pitchers were dirty with the high and inside

[Rome]

It's May 18th and they're in first place. 

How is that even possible?

[smeags]

jay is willing them to victory.

[MDS]

still think this is nonsense but if they make it through the cubs/tigers stretch then even my cynical ass is going to have to consider this as REAL