Sam Bradford, Philadelphia Eagle

[QB Eagles]

crippled white guys

Be fair now, Bradford is a full-blooded crippled Cherokee quintroon.

[General_Failure]

Finally, someone in the division to compare directly to RG3.

[QB Eagles]

I'll post a tweet just for fun.

Marc Sessler
‏@MarcSesslerNFL
Feels like the Foles/Bradford trade is part of a three-team swap. We just don't know the third team yet.

"Hi Chip, this is the third team calling. Hey we seem to have lost the paperwork for our end of the deal, so I think we're just gonna go in another direction.

By the way... Frank Gore says hi motherfargkkkkkaaaaa!"

[PhillyPhreak54]

This isn't hyperbole when I say you could've told me Foles would be traded for a current NFL QB and given me 25 guesses and I wouldn't have picked Bradford.

Jesus Christ wtf is Chip doing

[General_Failure]

Whatever the farg he wants because there's literally no consequences.

[phattymatty]

um when the farg did this happen? can someone tell me the trade?

[Rome]

Foles, a 2015 4th & a 2016 2nd for Bradford, a 2015 5th & a 2016 fourth if he plays 8 games or less or a 3rd if he doesn't play at all because of injury.

I think.

[PhillyPhreak54]

um when the farg did this happen? can someone tell me the trade?

Rams: Foles and a second rounder

Eagles: Bradford, four cadaver ACLs, laughed at by everyone

[MDS]

other teams were in on him, including the browns

the browns

[PhillyPhreak54]

Oh well shtein now I totally understand having to offer a second rounder to deal it!!!

Fisher lied to Chip and said someone else was on the other line

Chip panics

Fisher cackles and rolls a blunt

[PhillyPhreak54]

@RoobCSN: Least accurate NFL QBs since 2010 (min. 1000 att.): 1. Sanchez 56.8%, 2. Freeman 58.2%, Luck 58.6%, 4. Bradford 58.6%, 5. Casssel 58.8%.

[QB Eagles]

other teams were in on him, including the browns

the browns

If you're a true believer, you can put this happy face on it: the Bucs or another high drafting team made it known that they would prefer to have Bradford than any college QB. The Rams would prefer to have Foles than any college QB. So a bidding war emerged for Bradford among other teams, with the implicit understanding that the winner can flip Bradford, and some additional considerations, to the high drafting team for the rights to Winston/Mariota.

Sounds like a bullshtein tale with some holes in it to me, but if you want to believe in Santa Claus maybe you can still fool yourself for a while with a story like this.

[General_Failure]

Sounds like a bullshtein tale with some holes in it to me, but if you want to believe in Santa Claus maybe you can still fool yourself for a while with a story like this.

If Santa Clause isn't real, then who did I throw snowballs at twenty years before I was born? Your move, atheists.

[Dillen]

(riders on the storm plays)
-camera pans to chip office's
he hangs up the phone
he has a half smile

-cut to bradford's house
sam is giddy, packing his eagle gear for philly

-then the camera quick cuts to a location we've never seen before
it slowly pans up the body of a fit, 22 year old man
suddenly we see his face

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/575445288208441344

*END EPISODE

[QB Eagles]

@RoobCSN: Least accurate NFL QBs since 2010 (min. 1000 att.): 1. Sanchez 56.8%, 2. Freeman 58.2%, Luck 58.6%, 4. Bradford 58.6%, 5. Casssel 58.8%.

To defend him slightly on this count, his receivers sucked bigtime.


http://youtu.be/RhLDkYravNA

Good thing the Eagles are stacked at receiver.