Sam Bradford, Philadelphia Eagle

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jets ain't interested
The Crybaby said he's not cool with playing for Chip again
Denver asked and didn't like the price of admission

Guess what? No market for him.

[Rome]

FTB

[Rome]

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20160427_Agent_s_defense_of_Bradford_a_joke.html

Sonic boom.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Marcus Hayes making sense

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO

[smeags]

so anything new on the Samantha saga ?

[MDS]

eagles twitter made up a bradley roby rumor

[PhillyPhreak54]

Whiny Philly media types (David Murphy and Mike Sielski) saying how the Eagles are assaulting poor Sammy's character.

Get the farg outta here - really?

[General_Failure]

If his character is as soft as his body then he's probably been crying in the shower all week.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Is he a loofah guy or no?

[General_Failure]

No, he's got one of them Axe body scrubbers that totally isn't a loofah because he's manly.

[PhillyPhreak54]

That should be put into a column somewhere to prove his manliness

[Rome]

Whiny Philly media types (David Murphy and Mike Sielski) saying how the Eagles are assaulting poor Sammy's character.

Get the farg outta here - really?

Fonzie and Big Bird get paid to generate page views.  That's their sole function in life.  They know as much about football as Todd does about free Hoyda.

IGNORE THEM.

[Diomedes]

[SD]there is no such thing as free Hoyda.

cheapest Hoyda is the Hoyda you pay for in straight cash and it leaves afterwards[SD

[phattymatty]

To the tune of "Build Me Up, Buttercup" by the Foundations

Chorus:
Why won't you play for us (Play for us) Sammy B baby,
Please don't hold on out (Hold on out) You're messing around
And then worst of all. (Worst of all) You won't text us back Sam
Though you signed the deal (Signed the deal) . But I besleeve still,
We need you. (We need you) To be our QB Sammy
You know Howie said you would staaaart.
So play for us, Sammy B, don't break our heart.

We might draft a QB, said Roseman and Dougie
But you're shocked, you should've seen it man. (bah-dah-dah)
I get why you're pissed but don't do it like this.
it's not you, we have to do what's best

So Sammy Sammy, let me say, (Hey, hey, hey!)
Look out for you, but this ain't the way, (Hey, hey, hey!)
To handle this.
You gotta make us regret losing you.
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

[Diomedes]

https://youtu.be/iol0B-clFFM