Week Seven - 2014

[Diomedes]

So the only reason Foles is even half decent is because

Now now, to even suggest that he's half decent for any reason, that's a slippery slope.  First he's not bad because of the coach, then he's half decent because of the coach and the system, next thing you know, he's good because of the coach the system and he's got a great attitude and strong work ethic. 

Luckily, we've got a guy here to stop you from sliding into such facile thinking and remind you that Nick Foles is the whitest man alive. 

[shorebird]

Ha! Yes. Sometimes I forget how lucky we are to have Igor to keep us straight and the Failure to monitor him.

[ice grillin you]

So the only reason Foles is even half decent is because of his head coach and his system.

a better way of putting it would be that the only reason he isnt kirk cousins is his head coach and the system

but be proud for having a "half decent" quarterback

homers are the best

[Rome]

Jesus Christ shut up.

[smeags]

c'mon now rome, stop hating on igy, he's simply trying to educate us on the flaw of thinking in that a flaky white guy from the pac 12 could actually be worth a shtein.

[General_Failure]

I'll never stop swinging on Foles' dick while singing Wrecking Ball, IGY. Never ever.

[smeags]

[ice grillin you]

classic homer speak: my quarterback is "half decent" but god forbid someone says he isnt that good

[smeags]

calssic igy - Please ban me, I have nothing to contribute. the sky is falling.

[Rome]

Let's say the same thing a hundred times!

[General_Failure]

What kind of motorcycle should Foles get for his retirement celebration in 2026?

[Rome]

Triumph, of course!

[smeags]

did they ever get the bike back from fryar ? or was that a car

[PhillyPhreak54]

He probably sold it.

[QB Eagles]

He probably sold it.

To five different people on the same day.