Keeper League 14

[rjs246]

Welcome back, jerkoffs. We have an open slot to fill thanks to Dio's being a giant quitter. If no one fills his slot I'll let the group decide how/if they want to proceed.

Aug 22 - Deadline for owners to submit their keepers for this season (1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR (or TE), 1 Rook).  All non-keeper designated players go into the draft pool.

Draft is scheduled for the Sunday night before the season starts (Aug 31) but that can change if you assbags whine long and hard enough.

Draft order (non-snaking):
1. rjs246
2. hbionic
3. sunmo
4. Zanshin
5. phreak
6. OPEN - Dio's Slot
7. Munson
8. SD
9. Sarge
10. Tomahawk

[Sgt PSN]

How do I view my roster from last season?

[rjs246]

I will murder you.

[rjs246]

My roster:

Matt Ryan Atl - QB
(R) Mike Glennon TB - QB
Steve Smith Sr. Bal - WR
Torrey Smith Bal - WR
(R) Da'Rick Rogers Ind - WR
Julio Jones Atl - WR
Emmanuel Sanders Den - WR
Tony Gonzalez Atl - TE
(R) Le'Veon Bell Pit - RB
Ray Rice Bal - RB
Pierre Thomas NO - RB
Trent Richardson Ind - RB
Arian Foster Hou - RB
(R) Montee Ball Den - RB
San Francisco SF - DEF

As always, I am open to trades for basically anyone on the roster. You can probably get Ray Rice real cheap.

[SD]

It's only fitting if Rice is on team wife beater.

[Rome]

I'll take Charlie Baltimore's spot.

[SunMo]

hey remember last year when rjs mocked me for keeping mccoy over arian foster?  i do...I fargING REMEMBER

[SunMo]

Phillip Rivers - QB
Colin Kaepernick - QB
Vincent Jackson - WR
Roddy White - WR
Kendall Wright - WR
TY Hilton - WR
Cecil Shorts - WR
Tavon Austin - WR (rookie)
Shady - RB
Chris Ogbonnaya - RB
Reggie Bush - RB
Darren McFadden - RB
Charles Clay - TE
Justin Tucker - K
Pittsburgh - D

[rjs246]

Whatever, homer. Put your boner away, there are ladies about.

Speaking of which, Rome, send me your email address and I'll invite you to the league.

Here is Dio's roster from which to pick keepers:

(R) Giovani Bernard - RB
Marques Colston - WR
Pierre Garcon - WR
Frank Gore  - RB
(R) Eddie Lacy - RB
Andrew Luck - QB
Hakeem Nicks - WR
Greg Olsen - TE
Tony Romo - QB
Demaryius Thomas - WR
Mike Wallace - WR
(R) Terrance Williams - WR
Garrett Hartley - K
New England - D
St. Louis - D

[Munson]

I wouldn't mind trading for Shady, shameless homer boner here.

Anyways, mine from last year:

Cam Newton - QB
Russel Wilson - QB
Matt Forte - RB
Chris Johnson - RB
(R) Andre Ellington - RB
Brandon Bolden - RB
Brandon Marshall - WR
Andre Johnson - WR
(R) Aaron Dobson - WR
Julian Edelman - WR
Brian Hartline - WR
(R) Jordan Cameron - TE
Matt Prater - K
Kansas City - D

[SD]

Matthew Stafford Det - QB
Riley Cooper Phi - WR
Stevie Johnson SF - WR
Lamar Miller Mia - RB
Chris Ivory NYJ - RB
Jimmy Graham NO - TE
Ryan Mathews SD - RB
Alshon Jeffery Chi - WR
Dez Bryant Dal - WR
Josh Gordon Cle - WR
Shane Vereen NE - RB
Marshawn Lynch Sea - RB
Mason Crosby - K
Dan Bailey-K
Cincinnati -D

[SunMo]

I wouldn't mind trading for Shady, shameless homer boner here.

Shady for Forte and your 1st and 3rd round picks

[Rome]

No wonder Dio quit.

[rjs246]

So, true to yahoo form, transferring keeper teams is a bit complicated. Trying to figure out the easiest way to make this shtein happen and then I'll send the invite.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ben Roethlisberger Pit - QB
Keenan Allen SD - WR (rookie)
Harry Douglas Atl - WR
Andre Brown Hou - RB
Zac Stacy StL - RB (rookie)
Julius Thomas Den - TE
Michael Crabtree SF - WR
Brent Celek Phi - TE
Stevan Ridley NE - RB
DeAndre Hopkins Hou - WR (rookie)
Aaron Rodgers GB - QB
Doug Martin TB - RB
Randall Cobb GB - WR
Blair Walsh Min - K
Seattle Sea - DEF