Eagles 2014 Draft

[Diomedes]

Hippo is akin to a troll I think

Yes, but hungrier.

[MDS]

igy's eagles would have a crack juice dispenser on the field. gotta them wild boys all riled up to get going, you know?

With an old white coach who calls his players stillupfront but they love him for it.  We all know the fantasy.

"what this stillupfront do?"
"he was arrested for sexual assault last night"
"get his ass on the field i need to win games"

lets get the mid-90's cowboys back together and see how that works in the twitter/facebook age.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Sounds like Bud Killmer!

[ice grillin you]

ill take ray lewis richard sherman joey porter and james harrison

you guys can have colt mccoy jason kelce casey matthews and taylor hart

and lets go to war!!

[MDS]

you forgot about hipster barwin, his fohawk and his bike rides to work

[PhillyPhreak54]

No one wants Casey Matthews. Not even his family.

[Diomedes]

you can have TO, Pacman, Josh Gordon, and quincy carter.

we'll take andre johnson, jon runyan, aaron rodgers and brian dawkins

and go to war

you'll have four dead bodies and we'll have your women

nothing wrong with clean living team playing dudes...something wrong with your love for divas and thugs

[PhillyPhreak54]

I was expecting them to take Jordan Tripp the Montana LB

[Diomedes]

also...richard sherman is a f'n ivy school grad and Ray Ray is a preacher.

DQ on your original lineup

[MDS]

sherman is from compton and ray ray killed a dude

thuglife!

[PhillyPhreak54]

I see DQ and think of a blizzard goddammit

Now I'm hungry

[ice grillin you]

nothing wrong with clean living team playing dudes

unless you wanna win a superbowl....but see heres the difference btwn me and you...you don't give a flying farg about whether the eagles win or lose...for you its cool if they win but if they dont you are like oh whatever see what happens next week an that's even if you watched the game at all....you have 1000 things more important in your life than the success or failure of the team and i get that....but this also causes you to say stupid shtein like youd rather have a church going salt of the earth social worker with C level talent...than a straight up shtein talkin wanna rip your skull off dawg with A talent

[MDS]

All 5 of the players the #Eagles have drafted have already graduated from college.

salt. of. the. motherfarging. earth.

[Diomedes]

youd rather have a church going salt of the earth social worker with C level talent...than a straight up shtein talkin wanna rip your skull off dawg with A talent

It's possible to have a team dude with all pro talent...but you know this.  Your gig is to troll and get attention, I get it.  So you put words in mouths and rabble rabble rabble.

I don't have any problem at all with picking talented players who shut up and work, deal with it.

[BigEd76]

On the clock