2014 Phillies Thread - There's Always Next Year

[Rome]

If these plow horses win 81 games I will personally be indifferent.   I'll probably drink a lot when I watch them and then go for days without giving a shtein what happens.

Then the NFL Draft will happen and I'll spend a few days being excited about something other than porn, the LPGA and The World Cup.

Go Phils.

[ice grillin you]

dont forget nba lottery nba draft!!

also nhl draft is in philly this year.....wanna go with me?

[Rome]

If I wanted to hang out with toothless Canadians I'd go to Wildwood in July.

[ice grillin you]

eh?

[SD]

also nhl draft is in philly this year.....wanna go with me?

I'll be there

75 wins

[ice grillin you]

i actually wont....i was kidding....i think it might be a toss up for me between watching a world cup match and going to a hockey draft

[QB Eagles]

The slow march to irrelevancy began years ago. This season IS the irrelevancy.

[ice grillin you]

what was last season?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ruben Amaro sneaking in our windows

This season is him bludgeoning us to death with a hammer

[Geowhizzer]

Problems over...

Phils acquire Jayson Nix!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Laynce Nix's brother

[MDS]

werent they just shut out for the 3rd game in a row?

[Geowhizzer]

The Opening Day Roster of your 2014 World Champion Philadelphia Phillies:

Pitchers
A.J. Burnett
Justin De Fratus
Roberto Hernandez
Kyle Kendrick
Brad Lincoln
Jeff Manship
Jonathan Papelbon
B.J. Rosenberg
Antonio basticho
Jake Diekman
Mario Hollands
Cliff Lee

Infielders
Cody Asche
Cesar Hernandez
Ryan Howard
Jayson Nix
Jimmy Rollins
Chase Utley

Outfielders
Domonic Brown
Marlon Byrd
Tony Gwynn Jr.
John Mayberry Jr.
Ben Revere

Catchers
Wil Nieves
Carlos Ruiz

[PhillyPhreak54]

NL EAST CHAMPS!!!

[QB Eagles]

If I had the third biggest payroll in baseball, it's hard to imagine how I could put together a better team than that. Great job, Rube!