Dead in 2014

[smeags]

Internet anonymity produces obscene content from human beings that otherwise would keep their negative, corrosive thoughts to themselves. But behind the safety net of a Twitter feed, a Facebook post, or in this case, the low-rung internet message populated by obese middle aged white men who love "Star Trek," the bottom of humanity is on display for all to see and it is a shallow, haunting sight of callous hatred and unwavering negativity.

I got $100 that says mds copied and pasted this. no way he wrote this himself.

[General_Failure]

You're just saying that because there's capitalization and punctuation.

[Rome]

Run that through the plagiarism website.

Guaranteed lift.

[smeags]

You're just saying that because there's capitalization and punctuation.

plus good grammar. oh and using words in the correct context. other than that it looks legit.

[MDS]

i got a boner

[smeags]

you must be watching QVC re-runs.

[MDS]

I am currently masturbating to Joan Rivera reruns. As a woman of the female persuasion, her feminine odor sends a signal to my brain, which is connected to my penis. Blood rushes to the core of the shaft, which causes it to erect and be inserted into a hole punched in my wall.

And that's how babies are made.

Biology 101, by Todd. Classes start at $69.

[smeags]

so her feminine ordor is some how coming through your tv ? man i thought smellevision was 10yrs away.

[PhillyPhreak54]

He really wears it out when they show Billy Beane on the screen

[smeags]

rub a dub dub lil guy

[ice grillin you]

perusing joan rivers dead stuff i found this....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5UaUqH19-Y

[Diomedes]

If you don't love everything about this, I don't know man.  God bless them all.  Nothing but love.

[PhillyPhreak54]

That was great. Excellent find

[MDS]

the beastie boys are quite possibly the worst band in history

good lord they are putrid

[SD]

You think a jew rap band is putrid?  Thought they'd be right up your alley.