2013-14 Phillies Offseason Thread

[ice grillin you]

dear roob,

YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN IDIOT!

[MDS]

amaro says that cole hamels is "fine"

you cant make this shtein up

[Rome]

lol @ this putrid lineup.  i wonder if geo is going to see this coat hangar abortion?

[ice grillin you]

their opening day lineup will be marginally better

[Rome]

the sixers line up is better than that.

also - i'm pretty sure they're going to get fined over it.  they're supposed to have a minimum of (3) projected starters in each away lineup and revere is the only one i'm seeing there.

[Don Ho]

I forgot Tony Gwynn Jr. was on the roster.  I keep forgetting about Smugweiler's youth movement and how well it's progressing.

[Geowhizzer]

lol @ this putrid lineup.  i wonder if geo is going to see this coat hangar abortion?

Actually in St. Augustine with my son's 4th grade class.  Olive Garden FTL. 

[Eagles_Legendz]

lol @ this putrid lineup.  i wonder if geo is going to see this coat hangar abortion?

Actually in St. Augustine with my son's 4th grade class.  Olive Garden FTL. 

my parents live in st augustine -- they actually have some pretty damn good restaurants there.  wtf are you doing at olive garden

[Don Ho]

Fourth graders raging!

[Rome]

Can't imagine taking a bus load of brats to The Columbia.

[Don Ho]

Papsmear pitched the 7th today:

4 Hits 5 Runs

Go team go!

[QB Eagles]

The only way to enjoy this season is going to be remembering that it's Rube's last year.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I don't believe that. I think his daddy Monty keeps him

[MDS]

rube will be fired...monty does shtein it just takes forever and generally he needs someone else to make the decision for him

[PhillyPhreak54]

Ryan Lawrence ‏@ryanlawrence21 14m

Of course, the Phillies entered today last in the major leagues in nearly every offensive category this spring