Eagles vs Chiefs TNF

[General_Failure]

Here comes a safety. Oh, why not. Throw in an injury for the hell of it.

[Diomedes]

I'm unduly farging angry.  Goddamnit.

[General_Failure]

I'm unduly farging angry.  Goddamnit.

GIGABYTES!

[QB Eagles]

I think that prevent defense was the first time Riley Cooper was open all night.

[Don Ho]

Vick dies this next series.  Guaranteed.

[QB Eagles]

Why couldn't Vick have gotten hurt at the beginning of this game?

[Rome]

Any good will that buffoon oaf father of the year piece of shtein had when he waddled into the stadium is now officially dead.

I'm serious... I hope someone smashes his face in with a hammer.

[Diomedes]

Why couldn't I avoid making a homer bet with my friend from KC?  That's the fargin' question.

Because it was against Andy and I wanted to see him lose.  And because I'm a goddamn idiot.  Goddamit.

[Don Ho]

Fumble.  Good.  Get um all the farg out of here.

[Munson]

Somebody get a hammer to the Linc for Drunk Romey

[Rome]

Die you fat piece of shtein.  Die die die die die die die die die...

[General_Failure]

Go for it, Andy. Be the prick you were born to be and do the fake knee pass to the endzone. IGY will die from it.

[Rome]

I'm not drunk at all.   Didn't take a sip.

[Rome]

Did they really just Gatorade shower that fargface walrus?

[General_Failure]

Reid has ascended to the ranks of the Coaching Angels.