Keeper League '11

rjs246 · July 27, 2011, 02:03:53 PM

Up. Invites sent. $20 a team. Suck it.

Draft Order (non-snaking):

1. Flying Flatuses (Tomahawk)
2. Rick and His Kids (hbionic)
3. Astroglide (rjs246) (extra 4th round pick via trade from 4th Down Syndrome)
4. Death by Pisco Sour (Sarge)
5. VaticanAssassinNinja (Philly Crew)
6. 4th Down Syndrome (SunMo) (no 4th round pick due to trade with Astroglide)
7. Philadelphia Phreaks (Phreak)
8. Dio's Ragged Company (Dio)

rjs246 · July 27, 2011, 02:10:26 PM

My roster:

Drew Brees (NO - QB)
Matt Cassel (KC - QB)

Jahvid Best (Det - RB) (R)
Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB)
Ray Rice (Bal - RB)
Pierre Thomas (NO - RB)
Michael Turner (Atl - RB)

Mike Wallace (Pit - WR)
Wes Welker (NE - WR)
Percy Harvin (Min - WR)
Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR)
Randy Moss (Ten - WR)
Terrell Owens (Cin - WR)

Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE)
Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE)

SunMo · July 27, 2011, 02:23:46 PM

can you please post my team? thanks buddy.

Tomahawk · July 27, 2011, 02:48:20 PM

Mine too...thanks commish. Might as well get hbionic's as well

rjs246 · July 27, 2011, 02:51:35 PM

That would be a big fat no to all of you. This league can die of AIDS for all I care and I'm certainly not going to put any more effort in than absolutely necessary.

rjs246 · July 27, 2011, 02:53:56 PM

Michael Turner, Shonn Greene and all of my WRs ar available if anyone wants to trade.

PhillyPhreak54 · July 27, 2011, 04:00:52 PM

I have received no invite

Hook me up again, please

SunMo · July 27, 2011, 04:10:01 PM

Passing
Rushing
Receiving
Return
Misc
Fum

Player
Yds
TD
Int
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
2PT
Lost
Fan Pts
Miles Austin (Dal - WR)   0   0   0   93   1   1041   7   0   0   0   1   159.40
Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)   0   0   0   734   5   242   0   0   0   0   2   123.60
Arian Foster (Hou - RB)   0   0   0   1616   16   604   2   0   0   0   2   326.00
Antonio Gates (SD - TE)   0   0   0   0   0   782   10   0   0   0   0   138.20
BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB)   0   0   0   1008   13   85   0   0   0   0   0   187.30
Christopher Ivory (NO - RB)   0   0   0   716   5   17   0   0   0   0   2   99.30
LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)   0   0   0   1080   7   592   2   0   0   0   1   219.20
Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   1052   11   14   0   0   0   171.67
Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   831   4   0   0   0   0   107.10
Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)   3705   28   9   122   0   0   0   0   0   2   3   308.40
Jacob Tamme (Ind - TE)   0   0   0   0   0   631   4   0   0   0   0   87.10
Michael Vick (Phi - QB)   3018   21   6   676   9   0   0   0   0   1   3   352.32
Danny Woodhead (NE - WR,RB)   0   0   0   547   5   379   1   0   0   0   1   126.60

Field Goals Made
Field Goals Missed
PAT

Player
0-19
20-29
30-39
40-49
50+
0-19
20-29
30-39
Made
Miss
Fan Pts
Matt Bryant (Atl - K)   0   11   8   8   1   0   0   1   44   0   137.00


Tackles
Turnovers
TD
Misc
Return

Player
Pts Allow
Sack
Safe
Int
Fum
Rec
TD
Blk
Kick
Yds
TD
Fan Pts
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)   224   48.0   0   21   14   3   1   1379   1   234.97
Copyright © 2011 Yahoo! Inc. All right

rjs246 · July 27, 2011, 04:29:26 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2011, 04:00:52 PM
I have received no invite

Hook me up again, please

Well everyone else seems to have gotten there's since people are already signing up. Did the internet stop working for you?

Quote from: SunMo on July 27, 2011, 04:10:01 PM


Passing
Rushing
Receiving
Return
Misc
Fum

Player
Yds
TD
Int
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
Yds
TD
2PT
Lost
Fan Pts
Miles Austin (Dal - WR)   0   0   0   93   1   1041   7   0   0   0   1   159.40
Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)   0   0   0   734   5   242   0   0   0   0   2   123.60
Arian Foster (Hou - RB)   0   0   0   1616   16   604   2   0   0   0   2   326.00
Antonio Gates (SD - TE)   0   0   0   0   0   782   10   0   0   0   0   138.20
BenJarvus Green-Ellis (NE - RB)   0   0   0   1008   13   85   0   0   0   0   0   187.30
Christopher Ivory (NO - RB)   0   0   0   716   5   17   0   0   0   0   2   99.30
LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB)   0   0   0   1080   7   592   2   0   0   0   1   219.20
Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   1052   11   14   0   0   0   171.67
Chad Ochocinco (Cin - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   831   4   0   0   0   0   107.10
Matt Ryan (Atl - QB)   3705   28   9   122   0   0   0   0   0   2   3   308.40
Jacob Tamme (Ind - TE)   0   0   0   0   0   631   4   0   0   0   0   87.10
Michael Vick (Phi - QB)   3018   21   6   676   9   0   0   0   0   1   3   352.32
Danny Woodhead (NE - WR,RB)   0   0   0   547   5   379   1   0   0   0   1   126.60

Field Goals Made
Field Goals Missed
PAT

Player
0-19
20-29
30-39
40-49
50+
0-19
20-29
30-39
Made
Miss
Fan Pts
Matt Bryant (Atl - K)   0   11   8   8   1   0   0   1   44   0   137.00


Tackles
Turnovers
TD
Misc
Return

Player
Pts Allow
Sack
Safe
Int
Fum
Rec
TD
Blk
Kick
Yds
TD
Fan Pts
Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF)   224   48.0   0   21   14   3   1   1379   1   234.97
Copyright © 2011 Yahoo! Inc. All right

I hate you. And I'm not fixing it this time.

Tomahawk · July 27, 2011, 04:34:09 PM

QBs
Joe Flacco (Bal - QB)
Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)

RBs
Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)
Ryan Mathews (SD - RB)
Beanie Wells (Ari - RB)
Keiland Williams (Was - RB)
Steven Jackson (StL - RB)

WRs
Anquan Boldin (Bal - WR)
Steve Smith (Car - WR)
Austin Collie (Ind - WR)
Donald Driver (GB - WR)
Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR)

TE
Jason Witten (Dal - TE)

K
Neil Rackers (Hou - K)

DEFENSE
Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)....GO EAGLES!!

Diomedes · July 27, 2011, 06:00:47 PM

Dio's Ragged Company

Philip Rivers (SD - QB)

LeGarrette Blount (TB - RB) ('10 Rookie)
Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB)
Reggie Bush (NO - RB)
Frank Gore (SF - RB)
Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)
Rashad Jennings (Jac - RB)
Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB)

Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
Kevin Walter (Hou - WR)
Mike Williams (TB - WR) ('10 Rookie)
Andre Johnson (Hou - WR)

Chris Cooley (Was - TE)

Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K)

New England (NE - DEF)

If you don't have a decent rookie to retain before we have to declare our keepers, drop me a line. Both Blount and Williams are worth keeping and I likely won't keep both.

That being said, trades in this format are not usually very worthwhile. To wit:

As it stands now, my keepers will probably be:

Rivers
Gore
Jones-Drew
Fitx
Johnson
TE/K/D -- meh, I'll keep on of 'em just to avoid having to draft at that position
Blount or Williams

So basically, I'm set. I don't need to trade and I'm not going to trade unless I get something back which unseats one of my probable keepers. There's no reason for me to trade you Blount in return for a guy I can't keep because the rest of my team is so awesome.

I will however def. consider trading for draft picks.

p.s. I own this farging league:

2010 Champ
2009 Champ
2008 Runner up
2007 4th place
2006 Champ

hbionic · July 27, 2011, 06:15:46 PM

I'm not trying to be a lazy ass here...but I really do not know how to get my team or find my team. I just registered and it's all blank.

Auchtung baby?

Diomedes · July 27, 2011, 06:18:35 PM

Sign into Yahoo.
Go to the Yahoo! Fantasy Sports main page. [ http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy ]
Find the link called Fantasy Profile [ http://profiles.sports.yahoo.com/ ]

come on man, this isn't rocket science

hbionic · July 27, 2011, 06:21:29 PM

Contrary to popular belief, rocket science is relatively easy compared to anything else.

Yahoo fantasy, and yahoo in general has always, always given me headaches. Nothing is in the same place. Everything is always farging switched up. It's like they don't want me to have a nice day or something.

hbionic · July 27, 2011, 06:24:51 PM

Thanks Dio.

Behold, my zesty team! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Peyton Manning (Ind - QB)
Carson Palmer (Cin - QB)
Sam Bradford (StL - QB)

Kenny Britt (Ten - WR)
Dez Bryant (Dal - WR)
Michael Crabtree (SF - WR)
Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)
Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR)

Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
Darren Sproles (SD - RB)
Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB)
Carnell Williams (TB - RB)

Visanthe Shiancoe (Min - TE)

Billy Cundiff (Bal - K)

Baltimore (Def)

Holy christ that's zesty.