Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[Munson]

Nah, those Indian chicks all go to Drexel

[Sgt PSN]

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/fanzone/JrCombine2011.asp?

So this is the first I've heard of it, but apparently the Eagles have been doing this Jr Combine thing for 5 years now.  For the low, low price of $50, you can watch your kid run through combine-like drills for 2.5 hours at the NovaCare Complex.  I wonder if previous years have had players in attendence.  If so, seems like a total rip off for them to still do it.  Gotta make that money though, right Joey B? 

Oh, and this is a very Snyder-esque move by Banner Inc. 

Due to space restrictions, each participant will only be able to bring one parent or guardian with them.

 

[ice grillin you]

i actually think thats a really cool thing and not outrageously priced...the one parent thing is garbage tho

[Tomahawk]

Most kids in Philly probably only have one parent anyway

[Sgt PSN]

i actually think thats a really cool thing and not outrageously priced...the one parent thing is garbage tho

It is cool and a nice price if players were there.  But they aren't this year, so paying $50 so your kid can run the 40 and test his verticle and get d-line technique training from Juan Castillo is kind of dumb.


Besides, look at these little dopes:


For fargs sake, that kid standing up in the back doesn't even have a real jersey.  And what's up with the gingers in the middle?  Why aren't they getting their faces kicked in? 
 

[Eagaholic]

Glad the wonderlic wasn't part of their tests

[Diomedes]

four non white kids and a bunch of snowflakes

almost the opposite ratio of the team itself

[ice grillin you]

after seeing that picture and how crowded the bubble is i can understand now why they have to limit how many parents can come

[Diomedes]

The kid standing in the upper right corner with no jersey and no smile is my favorite.  He needs a haircut, but he's obviously the coolest cat on the field.  In high school, he will get you the best drugs.

[SD]

after seeing that picture and how crowded the bubble is i can understand now why they have to limit how many parents can come

lol

[BigEd76]

ha...the NFL changed PE.com earlier than expected and now it's all f'ed up

[DH]

good. farg em.

[Rome]

It's exactly like the boards we had in 2002 only no smilies or even signatures.

Jesus Christ it's hilarious.

[SD]

I posted about this in the random musings thread but holy hell what zesty boards. The old boards were full of morons but at least everyone liked them, these ones are atrocious.

[Diomedes]

I didn't know you guys read/posted there at all.

Other than the new, allegedly zesty formats, am I missing anything?