Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[Don Ho]

Holy shtein J, was fighting it all week.  Thursday morning thought it was going to cough a lung out. My wife said that's it,  Get your ass to the doctor. He listened to my lungs and said holy shtein dude your lungs are bad so gave me a Cortizone shot some other medication to open up my passageways and a Z-Pak feel much better now but still, coughing like I've got emphysema.   

Stay healthy everyone! 

[Don Ho]

If you are under this evil spell highly recommend Hot Sour Soup from your favorite Chinese eating establishment, sorry gramma, love your chicken soup but damn, good bowl of Hot Sour Soup and cowabunga!

[Diomedes]

So silly

He's lucky that's all he got.  His conduct was the definition of unprofessional.  It was embarrassing and if he hasn't offered Lurie a letter of resignation then he's a coward.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Good rec on the hot and sour soup Don. I'll get some this afternoon.

Yeah had the shot in the ass and the z pack along with an inhaler and cough sizzurp and while I'm def better than a couple weeks ago it's still lingering. Annoying as shtein.

[QB Eagles]

And Jalen is apparently sick.

Downgraded to questionable after the illness has worsened.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Mariota thrives in the PNW!

Am I at the denial or bargaining stage...

[PhillyPhreak54]

Desai is going up to the box

Matt Patricia will call the plays into the green dot

[PhillyPhreak54]

Glazer goes deeper

" A little @Eagles scoopage today: Philly very quietly made a change at defensive coordinator this week moving out Sean Desai to another position and replacing him with Matt Patricia. Desai remains with the team in different capacity but Patricia now runs and calls the defense @NFLonFOX"

[MDS]

totally normal stuff to secretly fire your DC at 10-3 and dont leak the news until 30 minutes before all the 1pm games

absolutely nothing to see here, fully functioning organization

[QB Eagles]

So the last 48 hours, no Slay, no Desai, possibly no Hurts. Friday game previews are already obsolete.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Well Desai did stink

Not that I have a lot of hope in Matt farging Patricia

[Rome]

You'd think this team was 3-10 with all the stupid panicky drama that's going on right now. 

Hurts getting Covid seems like something that would only happen to the Eagles, though.  Just saying...

[QB Eagles]

Imagine if the NFL flexed Marcus Mariota vs Drew Lock into MNF

[MDS]

sirianni looks like a farging clown

absolute amateur high school harry bs...if you wanna fire him do it and own your mistake. Hoyda

[QB Eagles]

Well Desai did stink

Overreaction to two games against tough teams. Not sure anyone would have said Desai stinks before two weeks ago.

Problem also looks more like slow players than bad scheme.