Random Eagles Information Still Not Worthy of a New Thread

[General_Failure]

He's 700 years old and injured, but probably yeah.

[MDS]

Calcutta

ertz is def better than gerard calcutta

[QB Eagles]

Grand Calculator is always injured when he finally has opportunities to play

[PhillyPhreak54]

See ya, Brotherly Shove.

Such bullshtein.

" It's apparent this is going to be heavily debated among the competition committee made up of owners, general managers and coaches. It's important to note that there isn't a single person from the Eagles organization on the competition committee. However, three of their divisional opponents are represented: New York Giants owner John Mara, Cowboys COO Stephen Jones and Washington head coach Ron Rivera. Though it will all come down to the voting, the most important opinion about the play may come from NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. I was told by a league source that Goodell wants to see this play removed from the game permanently."

[Diomedes]

plot twist:

next year, Jalen sneaks in without a shove for 10 more....

competitions committee in '24:  Ban Jalen Hurts

[MDS]

path 1: home rams, home lions, at 49ers/home cowboys
path 2: bye, home cowboys, home 49ers

which one. for real.

[Don Ho]

Ahhh, duhhh, go Iggles!

The most obvious area the Eagles need to improve is on third downs. They have the worst third-down defense in the NFL, giving up conversions on 48.1% of their third-down snaps during the season. But it's been way worse over the last three games, when they've given up conversions on 61.2% of their third-down snaps.

The Eagles have also been awful in the red zone. They have the NFL's third-worst red zone defense, giving up touchdowns on 70.5% on trips inside their 20-yard line. In the last three weeks, the Eagles have given up touchdowns on 11 of 12 times they've let teams get into the red zone.

Those stats will make you throw up your eggnog through your nose.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yep.

Desai has been a disappointment

[QB Eagles]

Slay had secret knee surgery this week and is out for a while.

Yikes.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Perfect!

And Jalen is apparently sick.

[Diomedes]

Everyone is sick on the eastern seaboard

[Diomedes]

Dom banned from sideline through end of regular season

[PhillyPhreak54]

So silly

[Don Ho]

Everyone sick in the Pacific too

If you're not sick after Monday night, you will be sick

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah I've never seen so many people sick (covid times notwithstanding).

I'm still fighting that respiratory shtein. Prob not bronchitis any longer or maybe JT is but my chest congestion is still with me.