The religion thread.

[MDS]

you never struck me a particularly smart person, but you may be on to something with that.

[hbionic]

Hell = pissing hot lava because you didn't wear a condom. 

Pissing cold lava is no joyride either. Much chunkier.

But pissing warm lava feels just right. Unfortunately for goldilocks, the three bears came back home from the free clinic a tad early, saw her in their bathroom, mauled her, and ate her.

[lurking wierdo]

also keep in mind with the standards this heaven place has itll be the most boring place on earth

frankly if there is a hell id prefer to go there. all the jews will be there, too. and who doesnt love jews?

Hey a lot of Jews are huge in the entertainment business. Sounds like the sentertainment will be great. All those great old comedians I guess will ne there. Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Jack Benny. And even though they arent Jews, I am sure Belushi and Kinison will be there.

[Eagaholic]

Falling ice injures several outside Cowboys Stadium
Posted by Mike Florio on February 4, 2011, 4:02 PM EST

Several people were injured (or worse) during the construction of Cowboys Stadium.  Two days before the venue hosts its first Super Bowl, several people were injured by ice falling from the roof.

According to the Dallas Morning News, up to seven were struck by ice sliding from the roof and falling onto the ground below.  Five have been hospitalized, and one of the victims is in critical condition.

NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy has confirmed to the Dallas Morning News that injuries have occurred.

"The ice and snow melting off of the Cowboys Stadium roof has caused several sliding snow falls onto the plazas," McCarthy said via e-mail.

Darren Rovell of CNBC reports that helicopters are being used to catch some of the falling ice.

[Sgt PSN]

Are you trying to say that hell froze over?

[Eagaholic]

No, but that's a good thought.

Maybe there is a god who has a laissez faire policy, but he'll make exceptions on occasion just to farg with jerruh and the cowboys.

[Sgt PSN]

LOL @ my Jeezus fearing friends on FB.  About a dozen of them have posted this in the last 24 hours:

Sept 11th- New York, January 11th- Haiti and March 11th- Japan. Luke 21:10-11 Then Jesus said to his disciples: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes', famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven. 'Jesus says for behold I come quickly' so ask yourself, are you ready? Many wont repost this...I did...will you?

3 tragedies happened on the 11th day of 3 separate months.  Wow, I'm really scared.  I wonder what the Jeezus has to say about the Kennedy/Lincoln coincidences. 

[MDS]

kennedy was a dirty catholic so technically jesus was happy

[Don Ho]

 

[smeags]

LOL @ my Jeezus fearing friends on FB.  About a dozen of them have posted this in the last 24 hours:

Sept 11th- New York, January 11th- Haiti and March 11th- Japan. Luke 21:10-11 Then Jesus said to his disciples: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes', famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven. 'Jesus says for behold I come quickly' so ask yourself, are you ready? Many wont repost this...I did...will you?

3 tragedies happened on the 11th day of 3 separate months.  Wow, I'm really scared.  I wonder what the Jeezus has to say about the Kennedy/Lincoln coincidences. 

yeah thats running through my group of FB friends. pretty sure freddie posted it. 

[ice grillin you]

this is a serious question from a non religious person stemming from a discussion a bunch of people had at the bar this afternoon

what is the difference btwn christians and jews as far as jesus goes....they both believe in him i think...but where they differ is whether he rose up in the air and went to heaven...is this accurate??

[Geowhizzer]

this is a serious question from a non religious person stemming from a discussion a bunch of people had at the bar this afternoon

what is the difference btwn christians and jews as far as jesus goes....they both believe in him i think...but where they differ is whether he rose up in the air and went to heaven...is this accurate??

Christians believe that Christ is God incarnate, come to earth to save humanity from its sin.

Most modern Jews believe either that Christ was a teacher and a "good man," but not God, or don't believe he existed at all, or don't give a rip either way.

Ancient Jewish leaders (the Pharisees according to the bible) believe him to be a political nuisance and a threat to their power - hence the execution.

[MDS]

And well get rid of the next one, too

[ice grillin you]

thanks geo...i guess i was way off because i was sayin that jews were all in on jesus...except for the fact that he rose

but in reality jews hate jesus?

[Sgt PSN]

Simple explanation:  Jesus proclaimed himself as the son of god and king of the jews.  The jews that believed him formed christianity.  The ones that didn't had him crucified. 

but in reality jews hate jesus?

No.  They just don't recognize him as anything more than a man.