The religion thread.

[Drunkmasterflex]

I saw a church van with a bumper sticker on it that said "If money is the root of all evil, Why do Churches beg for it?"

Found that to be on point....yet ironic.

[shorebird]

I'll have to use that one at my work.

[ice grillin you]

preacher got my old earth puttin money in the pan....for the rest of the week now im eatin out a soup can while he has a home and drives his caddy through town...has my old earth believin hes comin out the ground

[reese125]

Ill have to use that one at my work.

[Diomedes]

lol

I worked with one of these "quiver full" guys the other day. 

wow

[SD]

preacher got my old earth puttin money in the pan....for the rest of the week now im eatin out a soup can while he has a home and drives his caddy through town...has my old earth believin hes comin out the ground

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther

[Tomahawk]

So I'm going to hell if for no other reason than not believing in God. Apparently I have to spend an eternity in indescribable pain for 70 years worth of living. That doesn't seem quite fair, but I think I'd rather take the pain than hang out with such a vindictive douchebag.

[smeags]

So I'm going to hell if for no other reason than not believing in God. Apparently I have to spend an eternity in indescribable pain for 70 years worth of living. That doesn't seem quite fair, but I think I'd rather take the pain than hang out with such a vindictive douchebag.

just think, the child molesting priests still get in.

[Sgt PSN]

So I'm going to hell if for no other reason than not believing in God.

Bible thumpers tell me all the time that I'm going to hell and I tell them I don't believe in that either.  Heaven and Hell aren't places, just high and low points in your life. 

Heaven = shagging a super hot chick.

Hell = pissing hot lava because you didn't wear a condom. 

[rjs246]

Pissing cold lava is no joyride either. Much chunkier.

[MDS]

also keep in mind with the standards this heaven place has itll be the most boring place on earth

frankly if there is a hell id prefer to go there. all the jews will be there, too. and who doesnt love jews?

[smeags]

mel gibson ?

[Sgt PSN]

Everyone? 

[General_Failure]

Hitler's there too, remember. It'll continue to be awkward for a while.

[Sgt PSN]

If Hitler is in hell and all Jews go to hell and are presumably burning there, wouldn't that actually make it Hitler's heaven?