The religion thread.

[ice grillin you]

I work with a guy who thinks the Earth is only 6000 years old. What's funny is if you talked to him for 10 minutes there's no way you'd think he believed all of that nonsense.

if it wasnt for the news and the internet i wouldnt even know these people exist...i know a few fairly religious people but i have never met a crazy in my life when it comes to religion

[SD]

He's a Puerto Rican guy who likes rock music, used to drink and be a womanizer, but one day found religion and changed his life. He has a bunch of tattoo's and crap. We always farg with him but he takes it in stride. Deep down I think he knows it's a bunch of bullshtein but puts up a front because he's brainwashed into thinking he needs to believe certain things. We always farg with him about dinosaurs and stuff.

[MDS]

jesus hes already puerto rican.

you dont need to pile it on.

[SD]

This will give you the chills.........
    GOOD chills.


    A young man had been to Wednesday Night Bible Study.


    T he Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord's voice

    The young man couldn't help but wonder, 'Does God still speak to people?'

    After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message. Several different ones talked about how God had led themin different ways.

    It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home. Sitting in his car, he just began to pray, 'God...If you still speak to people, speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey.'

    As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought to stop and buy a gallon of milk.

    He shook his head and said out loud, 'God is that you?' He didn't get a reply and started on toward home.

    But again, the thought, buy a gallon of milk.

    The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn't recognize the voice of God, and how little Samuel ran to Eli.

    'Okay, God, in case that is you, I will buy the milk.' It didn't seem like too hard a test of obedience. He could always use the milk. He stopped and purchased the gallon of milk and started off toward home.

    As he passed Seventh Street , he again felt the urge, 'Turn Down that street.'

    This is crazy he thought, and drove on past the intersection.

    Again, he felt that he should turn down Seventh Street ...

    At the next intersection, he turned back and headed down Seventh.

    Half jokingly, he said out loud,
    'Okay, God, I will.'

    He drove several blocks, when suddenly, he felt like he should stop He pulled over to the curb and looked around. He was in a semi- commercial area of town.. It wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst of neighborhoods either. The businesses were closed and most of the houses looked dark like the people were already in bed.

    Again, he sensed something, 'Go and give the milk to the people in the house across the street.' The young man looked at the house. It was dark and it looked like the people were either gone or they were already asleep. He started to open the door and then sat back in the car seat.

    'Lord, this is insane. Those people are asleep and if I wake them up, they are going to be mad and I will look stupid.' Again, he felt like he should go and give the milk.

    Finally, he opened the door, 'Okay God, if this is you, I will go to the door and I will give them the milk If you want me to look like a crazy person, okay. I want to be obedient. I guess that will count for some thing, but if they don't answer right away, I am out of here.'

    He walked across the street and rang the bell. He could hear some noise inside. A man's voice yelled out, 'Who is it? What do you want?' Then the door opened before the young man could get away.

    The man was standing there in his jeans and T-shirt.... He looked like he    just got out of bed. He had a strange look on his face and he didn't seem too happy to have some stranger standing on his doorstep. 'What is it?'

    The young man thrust out the gallon of milk, 'Here, I brought this to you.' The man took the milk and rushed down a hallway..

    Then from down the hall came a woman carrying the milk toward the kitchen. The man was following her holding a baby. The baby was crying.. The man had tears streaming down his face.

    The man began speaking and half crying, 'We were just praying .. We had
    some big bills this month and we ran out of money.. We didn't have any milk for our baby. I was just praying and asking God to show me how to get some milk.'

    His wife in the kitchen yelled out, 'I ask him to send an Angel with some.. Are you an Angel?'

    The young man reached into his wallet and pulled out all the money he had on him and put in the man's hand. He turned and walked back toward his car and the tears were streaming down his face.
    He knew that God still answers prayers.

    THIS IS A SIMPLE TEST....... If you believe that God is alive and well, send this to at least ten people and the person that sent it to you!!!!
    This is so true. Sometimes it's the simplest things that God asks us to do that cause us, if we are obedient to what He's asking, to be able to hear His voice more clear than ever. Please listen, and obey! It will bless you (and the world)... Phil 4:13
    This is an easy test - you score 100 or zero. It's your choice.

    If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow the directions... Jesus  said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'

    Not ashamed...Pass this on.

[Sgt PSN]

Is posting this here your way of passing it on?  Because 10 people don't read this site, so the joke's on you sucka. 

[SD]

Got milk?

[Sgt PSN]

No.  I'm waiting for a sucker to bring a gallon to my doorstep. 

[MDS]

cute story

i love how its all inauspicious

the man. main street. seventh street. the house.

nothing concrete. cant prove it happened but cant prove it didnt.

like religion

[Sgt PSN]

ROAR ROAR SMASH SMASH Jesus is love ROAR ROAR SMASH SMASH

[hbionic]

SD, you're cool and all, but you should die of sniper fire to your neck for posting that.

I hate that shtein...but its fun when you edit it, make the story interesting and forward it to everyone to the person's mailing list they sent it to. Makes for some good responses. It's even more fun with missing children. 

[SD]

[Sgt PSN]

That little schtick has been going around in email for years.  I'm guessing someone turned it into a little picture so they could put it on their facebook. 

[Diomedes]

SD wants God in school so the kids will learn that dinosaur bones were planted by Him to test our faith, evolution and climate change are global liberal elitist conspiracies, and God Bless America.

[SD]

I'm for freedom of religion. I think God should be taken out of everything including school, the courts, the Government etc.

[Sgt PSN]

Freedom of  religion is kind of a consolation prize for me.  I'd just as soon see everyone be free from religion.  But that ain't happening anytime soon so the best I can hope for is that all of these zealots develope a tolerance for each other and understand that they need to keep their preaching confined to the inner 4 walls of their church. 

Of course, that ain't happening either so I guess I'm farged.