Jessica Alba's BK

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Boy, am I glad I got Greg Jennings off of waivers.

6-2, bitches.

Yeah, that 89 points you put up sure was dominant.      

Ha!  You outscore me one week, and the swagger is back.  I like it, sir.

[phattymatty]

honestly, i'd rather you keep winning because you have some nice RBs and then the rest of your team is garbage. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

If you want to try to trade for an RB with me, you're going about it all wrong.

That said, I think anyone that loses to Rusty is banned from trash talk the following week.

[phattymatty]

you would have lost to him also.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

you would have lost to him also.

But I didn't, so I rule.  I know one of my two losses was to Ellen.  Who was the other one to?  (Seriously, I don't remember.)

The important thing is I'm tied for 2nd, and I've beaten both the team I'm tied with for 2nd and the team in 1st.

[phattymatty]

no, the important thing is that you bragging about your garbage team is just going to make it that much funnier when you lose in the first round of the playoffs.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'll lose in the playoffs when I play Ellen and only when I play Ellen.


Nice bonus for me this week:  If I lose, it probably means the Eagles pulled the upset over the Cowboys.  By the way, what in the hell was Pete thinking drafting both McNabb and Westbrook?  Hilarious.

[paco]

you would have lost to him also.

But I didn't, so I rule.  I know one of my two losses was to Ellen.  Who was the other one to?  (Seriously, I don't remember.)

The important thing is I'm tied for 2nd, and I've beaten both the team I'm tied with for 2nd and the team in 1st.

Put a big * next to your victory over me pal.  My 1st, 2nd and 3rd rb's were all out.  (well, LaMont was supposed to be out).  Reggie wayne = bye.  My starting QB = bye.  I feel no shame in my loss in our matchup.

And I STILL managed to put up 76 points even though my two remaning running backs (washington and turner) and my reserve WR all put up gooseggs.  But congrats on 89 points this week 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I can't understand the hate on 89 points.  It's well above the average league output, no?  There are teams scoring in the 60's and winning.  Hell, what did you score last week when you eked out a tie?

[paco]

I can't understand the hate on 89 points.  It's well above the average league output, no?  There are teams scoring in the 60's and winning.  Hell, what did you score last week when you eked out a tie?

Thats because I decided to get all creative and take out my starting D and #2 RB due to matchups.  I never claimed to be a good manager.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I never noticed the Power Rankings before.  Pretty cool feature...

1 I doubt your sincerity (Ellen the lesbian)
2 Dead Money (paco)
3 Flowering Flatulence (me)
4 Rolling For Jesus
5 SUPA FUPA
6 Monkey Spanks (beermonkey - the 7-1 1st place team!)
7 Cheeseburger Helmets (phattymatty)
8 Kordell's Rainbow Warriors
9 Sex Panther
10 ZombieApocalypse (rjs)
11 Alaskan Pipeline
12 Beef Curtains
13 Village People
14 Ol Puddin Head (SunMo - lolz)

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Adrian Peterson... best draft pick ever?

So, the only way I lose this week is if Westbrook goes crazy.  Watch him score 5 TD's but the Eagles still lose.  HILARITY!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Larry Johnson and/or Marvin Harrison... worst draft pick ever?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

1st place:
Beermonkey proves he has horseshoes and clovers up his ass and wins by 1 point to go to 9-1.

2nd place:
My team puts up 47 points and after last week's injury to Larry Johnson, Adrian Peterson gets hit in the knee by Al Harris.  Season over.

paco loses to the Tom Brady team with Brady on bye and also loses Marshawn Lynch to injury.



Ridiculous.  Oh and "Village People" put up 130 points despite Santana Moss in the lineup.  Wow.

[Beermonkey]

1st place:
Beermonkey proves he has horseshoes and clovers up his ass and wins by 1 point to go to 9-1.

They give the gerbils something to gnaw on.

As soon as I hit the playoffs, I'm cooked.