Keeper League '07-'08

[hbionic]

Oops.

I remembered making the changes...I guess I didn't hit submit.

[rjs246]

Hey, remember how my team looked like it was going to suck this year?

I am accepting tade offers now. I have the most ridiculous stable of young/rookie running backs any of you have ever seen and there's no way I'll be able to keep all of them so I will be looking for either players or future draft picks in exchange for any of the below:

Steve Slaton
Tim Hightower
Jonathan Stewart
DeAngelo Williams
Matt Forte

As of right now Michael Turner is off limits, but I could probably be convinced to let him go for the right price. Randy Moss could probably also be pried from me...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I will trade you Mike Richards and MiniDitka for Tim Hightower and Randy Moss.

[rjs246]

I put up 187 this week. Michael Turner, Randy Moss and Drew Brees own you all.

[hbionic]

If the PPPP's beat Cobra Kai and Philly Phreaks lose...I'll take the 4th spot in the playoffs...I think.

[rjs246]

I can't even believe how farging good my team is. I might change the rules so I can keep every player on my roster.

[hbionic]

You've got a really huge sack.

[rjs246]

Fact.

[Diomedes]

I'll put my ball sack up against any other as huge.

On hot days I have to hold that shtein up so they don't dip into the toilet bowl when I take a dump.

[rjs246]

I am the champion of this cometition and there's really no runner up. You all lose.

[hbionic]

On a good day my sack looks like a dogs sack...one nut in front of the other...confusing many women into thinking I only have one...and then...BAM...turns out the left one was hiding under the right one...then my stomach hurts after that.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Are rjs and Dio going to have a "who has the bigger sack" competition?  Awesome.

[Diomedes]

Makes you wet just thinking about it, doesn't it?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Let's just say I need to purchase a stronger cleaner for my computer screen.

[hbionic]

All this talk is making me get the chubbs.