Keeper League '07-'08

hbionic · October 17, 2007, 03:43:34 AM

Sgt PSN · October 20, 2007, 01:26:42 PM

I won't be doing a league update for week 7 until Thursday or Friday when I get back to KC. That's if I decide to do one at all. Deal with it.

Diomedes · October 21, 2007, 08:52:20 AM

Somehow, I think we'll get by.

Sgt PSN · October 22, 2007, 12:12:49 AM

You live and die by my every word. Admit it.

Sgt PSN · October 23, 2007, 08:15:15 PM

Since I'm not leaving until tomorrow now, here's your week 7 update.

Week 7

Weekly High Score: Team Ramrod? - 141.53

Weekly Low Score: Sun Mo Syphilis - 63.37

Record High Score: CrankyPants McGoo - 153.42 (Week 2)
Record Low Score: Spooge Inc. - 43.11 (Week 4)

Week 7 MVP: Tom Brady, 50.16 - Team Ramrod?
Highest Scoring Player to date: Tom Brady, 240.10 - Team Ramrod?

Oops: There were multiple people who left a significant amount of points on their bench this week, but none of them would have made a difference in the overall outcome.

SunMo gets a gold star for some how managing to start 2 different QB's in consecutive weeks who finish with negative scores [Kurt Warner, week 6 (-1.16 pts), Marc Bulger, week 7 (-1.00 pts)]. Miraculously enough, he managed to go 1-1.

Players on active rosters who did not play this weekend:

Philly Phanatic Crew (1) Ben Watson

Team Ramrod? has scored the most points so far this season with 828.45 pts.

Spooge Inc. (659.52) has been "over taken" by Sun Mo Syphilis (652.42) as the lowest scoring team in the league. Congrats to both players.

Diomedes · October 23, 2007, 09:05:21 PM

I'm third overall but second to last in points.

SunMo · October 23, 2007, 09:17:41 PM

make fun of me all you want, but i took over a mediocre team and my two starting running backs are on IR...there was no other outcome here

hbionic · October 31, 2007, 03:05:35 PM

Sarge, ya slippin!

Sgt PSN · October 31, 2007, 04:05:01 PM

Yeah, I know. I would have done the update already but I didn't want to make fun of myself for starting Pittsburgh's defense (8 points) instead of SD (29 points) while suffering a 15 point loss.

Diomedes · October 31, 2007, 05:41:54 PM

You could make fun of yourself for carrying two defenses while you're at it.

Sgt PSN · October 31, 2007, 05:45:12 PM

I could. But I'm lazy.

SunMo · November 13, 2007, 09:52:26 AM

after taking over a mediocre team, and then losing his best player (Ronnie Brown), GM of the year Sun_Mo has willied his team to a 6-4 record and 2nd place in the standings. meanwhile, not GM of the year CrankyPantsMcGoo went from 3-1 to 3-7 after a 6 game losing streak.

fun fact...the 3 first place teams have total points under 1000, teams 4 through 7 all have total points over 1000. see kids, scoring is overrated.

Sgt PSN · November 13, 2007, 10:57:47 AM

Here's your weekly update:

My team blows.

hbionic · November 13, 2007, 01:42:17 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 13, 2007, 10:57:47 AM
Here's your weekly update:

My team blows.

Hold on, let me log in to my yahoo account.

hbionic · November 13, 2007, 01:58:08 PM

Yep.