Men Should Act Like Men...

[Beermonkey]

It looks like most of you fruits have already hit on the lady-like tendencies that I have. I think that fact that we are sharing our vulnerabilities on the internet is very femme to begin with, the only thing missing is footie jammies & a few gallons of Hagen Daas.

1) I pay $35 for my haircuts, even though my hair always looks like I combed it with a fork. In my defense, I get a hot catholic high school girl to wash my hair.

2) I am the primary ironer, dish washer & housecleaner.

3) I shave my scrotum for no real reason.

4) I tear up at the end of 80% of Ghost Whisperer episodes.

5) I drive a Honda Odyssey minvan & enjoy it.

6) I will run away from bees & spiders. I once had a dream about spiders covering me & woke up running around the bed screaming.

[Rome]

Why would anyone shave their balls?

Trimming the nest is one thing, but shaving them??  That's truly gay, beermonkey.  Gay as in gay like a farging fag porn star.  And more than a little dangerous, incidentally.

[Quasimoto]

Are we comparing dick size in here?  I'm game. 

[Beermonkey]

Why would anyone shave their balls?

Trimming the nest is one thing, but shaving them??  That's truly gay, beermonkey.  Gay as in gay like a farging fag porn star.  And more than a little dangerous, incidentally.

I trim the nest too. We'll see how gay it is when I'm bouncing them on your forehead.

I started doing it for a girl that liked it & never stopped.

[Rome]

Why would anyone shave their balls?

Trimming the nest is one thing, but shaving them??  That's truly gay, beermonkey.  Gay as in gay like a farging fag porn star.  And more than a little dangerous, incidentally.

I trim the nest too. We'll see how gay it is when I'm bouncing them on your forehead.

I started doing it for a girl that liked it & never stopped.

Right, because bouncing your balls off a man's forehead is the epitome of hetero behavior.

And bringing my sister into this argument is dirty farging pool, dude. 

[Phanatic]

I drive a Beetle

I listen to Phantom of the Opera and Les Misrables from time to time

I sing

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[MURP]

This thread should act like a man and kill itself. 

[rjs246]

I got everyone to admit that they're gay! It's every CFer's wet dream!

[Cerevant]

I'll go first:

[Diomedes]

I liked it better when it was 'GFer's wet dream.'  I couldn't decide if you meant Big Brother or our respective girlfriend's, but either way worked.

[Cerevant]

So, does choking up while watching Rocky Balboa qualify for this thread? 

[Rome]

Choking up during the scene in "Saving Private Ryan" where the old Ryan falls to his knees @ Captain Miller's grave and asks if he has lived a good life is permissable.

Choking up while watching a nearly 60 year-old man try and squeeze one more dollar out of a character that should have retired after the first sequel is not.

[Susquehanna Birder]

How about Field of Dreams? Or Invincible?

[Tomahawk]

Or Rudy?

[Drunkmasterflex]

This thread should act like a man and kill itself. 

I usually tell someone to this at least once a day.  I am not joking at all.  Anybody who has ever been in the military knows exactly what I am talking about.