Men Should Act Like Men...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I use whatever shampoo, conditioner, and body wash the missus buys.  I like the smell of the Axe stuff but it's so ridiculously overpriced.  I think the current body wash is pink in color and is some lilac scent or some shtein.

[SD_Eagle5]

Standing water creeps me out. 

Out of sheer curiosity, why?

[Diomedes]

Out of sheer curiosity, why?

No idea.  But I def. gotta "man up" to stick my hand in a sink full of cold dishwater to pull the drain plug.  And I hate showers that don't drain quickly...can't get out of that standing water fast enough.

I'm not a germ freak, but it has something to do with the primordial, festering ooze of stagnant liquid.

[SD_Eagle5]

Understood. I was under the impression you were afraid of standing water that you had no contact with. Like my Uncle's ex-wife was scared to death of standing water because of the movie Poltergeist 3.

[Geowhizzer]

I can't stand my hands being dirty.  Got to wash them right away.  More of a compulsion, really.

[QB Eagles]

Haircut kits are the shtein. I basically do what you other guys do, buzz it down to the skull every few weeks and let it grow back in.  It's been ages since I had a "real" cut.

Unmanly stuff:

I prefer cats to dogs.

In addition to my usual manly music, I listen to an immense amount and wide variety of decidedly unmanly fare, from girly stuff like Tori Amos and Kate Bush to wimpy new age stuff like Mike Oldfield and Jean Michel Jarre. I even have italo disco and some very gay sounding house music.

Never liked strip clubs. When I don't have a girl, porn's way cheaper and I can bust a nut anytime I want while watching it. When I do have a girl, clubs seem even more useless.

Probably the most unmanly of all: At home I sit down to piss >50% of the time. And I don't even have a wife or girlfriend living here and forcing me to do it.

[Tomahawk]

Why the farg would you sit down to piss? It's as baffling as unmanly.

[ice grillin you]

I can't stand my hands being dirty.  Got to wash them right away.  More of a compulsion, really.

im by no means a germ freak either but i use purell hand cleanser on the reg

my phobia is of money...there is nothing dirtier and more nasty than money

[QB Eagles]

Why the farg would you sit down to piss? It's as baffling as unmanly.

One part laziness, one part because I'm the one who's gotta clean the rim and the floor.

[rjs246]

So YOU'RE one of the seat pissers! You know, it's a pretty farging big target, how in the hell do you get your piss all over the place?

[QB Eagles]

Don't tell me you've never gotten a split stream.

[rjs246]

Only after I've been up boning all night. I never sit to piss and I always clean that shtein up.

[Drunkmasterflex]

I put a lemon in my beer, though only if it is a heffeweisen. 

I like Dio also have a mom tatoo, mine is on my left forearm. 

I watched that Reese Witherspoon movie where she is kind of dead with my roomate when it was on TV for no apparent reason.  We both kept saying that it is extremely gay. 

Speaking of my roomate he is a Cowboys fan, pops his collar, and constantly is posing in the mirror. 

I shave my chest, back, and genitals. 

Other than that I can't think of anything else, but I will be sure to keep you all posted.

Oh, I almost forgot the gayest thing I ever did was spoon with one of my buddies on a jail cell floor.  It was freezing cold steel and concrete and they took the majority of our clothes.

[shorebird]

I really wish my wife would go to work and make enough to support me being a stay-at-home dad, which is equally un-manly. 

I do both, cook breakfast in the morning, work during the day, and come home, clean and cook at night. My daughter is gonna' be 14 next month, she helps a lot, especially with the laundry. Man, I hate folding clothes........it seems pointless.

Sometimes I feel like the proverbial Man-Bitch. I guess thats un-manly. Although maybe not as un-manly as still buying toy cars at my age.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

There are many of us putting Geo's Kia to shame.

Lilac-scented body wash?
Sitting down to pee?
Spooning half-naked on a jail cell floor?

We're ladies.