Men Should Act Like Men...

[rjs246]

hasnt dial always been a unisex soap

The soap, yes. The 'shower gel', no.

[MDS]

I just bought Cherry scented soap that had a picture of a flower on it. I win.

[reese125]

Im getting crows feet like a mother farger now and Im not too happy about it

if I was smart and gay I would of stole my moms moisturizer back in the day

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I had an 80-minute full body Shiatsu massage yesterday.  The chick was super hot, but also a phenomenal masseuse, so I completely respected her and didn't even joke around about a happy ending.

[phattymatty]

fail. 

i hope you at least gave her a hug so she could feel your boner.  making her uncomfortable is my favorite part. 

[Diomedes]

sounds like the tough economy is really hurting you FF

I feel your pain

[ice grillin you]

ha

[rjs246]

A friend of mine and I were having an argument about who was more manly, Frank Sinatra or Hunter Thompson.

Obviously I'm biased, but my argument was that it was a draw. His argument was that Thompson didn't belong in the conversation. My problem with his stupid opinion is that his reasons for ruling Thompson out (being skinny and smart) and his reason for giving an advantage to Sinatra (connected to the mob), are genetically and socially arbitrary. Skinny and smart are not choices. Connected to the mob was not Sinatra's choice. It was the mob's choice.

My criteria for manliness:
1. Excess:
     a. Alcohol: Both
     b. Drugs: Both
     c. Sex: Both
2. Talent: Both
3. Social Dissent: Thompson
4. Universal (soccer mom) Appeal: Sinatra
5. Unfounded Inappropriate Violence: Both

I think it's a draw. Someone being a part of the 60s drug culture rather than a part of the 50s mafia culture is just a matter of timing.

Thoughts jerks?

[Diomedes]

I agree, it's a draw.

Next question.

[stalker]

I drink Jack Daniels

I dip Copenhagen

I never use a spit cup

I build stuff out of metal

My truck gets 12 MPG

I have 3 sons

I shave my own head with a straight razor

[mussa]

your also a poacher. you can try to hide with those other supposedly manly things, but in reality your no man with actions like that.

[Seabiscuit36]

i was looking at videos on entensity.net and decided to click on the link for the fleshlight.  Nothing like a video of a dude boning a fleshlight

[mussa]

why is that flash light leaking a white gooey substance?

[rjs246]

Rome was high fiving it?

[Seabiscuit36]

with his mouth, he loves protein