Eagles midseason grades.

Started by The BIGSTUD, October 31, 2006, 09:46:53 PM

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The BIGSTUD

You can do individual players if you want too.

QBs: A-  Despite the last 2 games, McNabb still having a great season.
RBs: C-  They never run the ball but Westbrook has been solid when given the chance.
FBs: undetermined
WRs: C  Reggie having good year but not much elsewhere. Too many drops.
TEs: C  Whatever.
O-line: B
D-line: C+ The sack numbers keep my from making this at least a C-
LBs:  C-
CBs: B+ Corners have played very well once healthy.
Safeties: C+ Dawk playing great, Lewis sucking it up. Considine too early to tell.
Kicker: undetermined - he's hardly had to kick FGs.
Punter: C-  Nothing spectacular and a bit disappointing
Special teams(return game): D+  Nothing going on here
Special teams(coverage): C has let up some bad returns, but not consistently bad.

Head coach: D
Defensive coordinator: D+ Hard to tell whether it is him or the players, but the d blows.
Special teams coach: C Eh...
Calling it right on the $ since day one.
Just pointing laughing, and living it up while watching the Miami Heat stink it up.

Diomedes

You can do a bullet in the ass if you want too.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

I refuse to seriously respond to a thread you started, so I'll simply give this entire a team a big fat juicy F for farging up the past 3 weeks of my life.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Rome

I'll grade it an "O" as in Over.

Geowhizzer

As a licensed middle-school teacher, I can professionally say that the Eagles receive an

F

Wingspan

player by player

2   Akers, David   K   C
73   Andrews, Shawn   G/T   B+
81   Avant, Jason   WR   C
56   Barber, Shawn   LB   B
88   Bartrum, Mike   TE/LS   B
84   Baskett, Hank   WR   C+
86   Brown, Reggie   WR   B-
24   Brown, Sheldon   CB   D+
28   Buckhalter, Correll   RB   C
78   Bunkley, Brodrick   DT   D
59   Cole, Nick   OL   Inc
58   Cole, Trent   DE   B
37   Considine, Sean   S   C
20   Dawkins, Brian   FS   B-
14   Feeley, A.J.   QB   Inc
96   Gaither, Omar   LB   D
7   Garcia, Jeff   QB   Inc
22   Hanson, Joselio   C+
79   Herremans, Todd   B   
29   Hood, Roderick   CB   Inc
90   Howard, Darren   DE   B-
67   Jackson, Jamaal   C/G   B
21   James, William   CB   Inc
62   Jean-Gilles, Max   G   Inc
8   Johnson, Dirk   P   6-0   D
55   Jones, Dhani   LB   6-1   C-
74   Justice, Winston   OT   Inc
83   Lewis, Greg   WR   C+
32   Lewis, Michael   SS   F-
34   Mahe, Reno   RB   C+
51   McCoy, Matt   LB   B-
68   McCoy, Pat   OT   Inc
95   McDougle, Jerome   DE   F
5   McNabb, Donovan   QB   B+
27   Mikell, Quintin   S   D
23   Moats, Ryan   RB   D
98   Patterson, Mike   DT   D+
77   Ramsey, LaJuan   DT   C+
91   Rayburn, Sam   DT   F
53   Roper, Dedrick   LB   6-2   F
69   Runyan, Jon   OT   C+
89   Schobel, Matt   TE   C
26   Sheppard, Lito   CB   B/Inc
52   Short, Jason   LB   D
82   Smith, L.J.   TE   C
18   Stallworth, Donté   WR   Inc
38   Tapeh, Thomas   FB   C
75   Thomas, Juqua   DE   B
72   Thomas, William   OT   D
54   Trotter, Jeremiah   LB   D-
97   Walker, Darwin   DT   D
36   Westbrook, Brian   RB   B
71   Young, Scott C
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Diomedes

Trent Cole is better than a B.  He's shown skills at both pass rushing and run stopping.  And LJ Smith should be rated better than a C.

Also, you shouldn't have been so harsh on Ronde Barber.   He's doing pretty well so far..oh?  Oh?  He's not on the Eagles? 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

LBIggle

seeing as it is a team game,  F.

rjs246

Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 31, 2006, 10:03:29 PM
As a licensed middle-school teacher, I can professionally say that the Eagles receive an

F

Second
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

DH

Weeks 1, 3-5 - B+
Weeks 2, 6-8 - Unacceptable

Phanatic

F Minus Minus!!

A + for reintroducing me to Binge drinking.
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Eagaholic

Looking at the individual grades I also thought Cole was deserving of an A. But then I remembered his jewel excavation penalty which basically handed the Giants the game so I'd give him a B.

McNabb still has shiney numbers but also has more or less lost the last 2 games (although his WR's pitched in with drops and not getting open), and did nothing in the last quater to prevent the loss to the Giants. His best moments this year imo were in the Green Bay game. It was the way he came out in the second half and took the game over. He showed fire and determination and a will to win, especially in his running. I got so much hope when I saw that and said to myself  "finally, he's a QB that can win a SB". Next thing I know, he's doing the Big Spit in a Florida stadium and it's de ja vu all over again.  B-   
One last thought about that Tampa game. I want to see reporters ask some good questions like "Brian, what was it like having to take handoffs from McNabb after he hurled?"

PhillyPhreak54

Offense - F
Defense - F
Coaching - F
Special Teams - F

PoopyfaceMcGee

Offense - D
Defense - F
Coaching - F
Special Teams - IN

rjs246

Is there anything lower than an F that we can give to special teams and coaching?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.