Fetal Alcohol Syndrome league

phattymatty · September 18, 2006, 01:33:03 PM

my team is actually still garbage, but having my D being the top overall scorer so far is definitely a plus.

SunMo · September 18, 2006, 02:38:29 PM

i got rolled by the wallet, i can't believe it

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 25, 2006, 03:45:39 PM

I had three options for my W/T spot this week: Todd Heap (game-time decision), Chris Henry, or Eric Moulds.

I suck. But I would have lost anyway to "Meat Wallet".

phattymatty · September 25, 2006, 03:53:31 PM

i had braylon edwards on my bench this weekend.

and for ome reason started najeh davenport who doesn't have a carry yet this year. i picked him up but didn't try to start him. must have hit the wrong button somewhere.

oh yeah, and i won.

SunMo · September 25, 2006, 04:07:36 PM

i need Colston to do something and avoid a huge night from McCallister in order to send Russell to 0-3

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 25, 2006, 06:08:24 PM

And my team, about to fall to 1-2, is losing Shaun Alexander. Good thing I have his handcuff Mo Morris.

phattymatty · September 25, 2006, 06:21:01 PM

najeh davenport is available for trade.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 25, 2006, 08:18:53 PM

I'd rather have Maurice Jones-Drew.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 28, 2006, 07:37:12 AM

You criticize the guys in this league, and they all start "firing" back weak sauce personal insults.

I expected better. I guess I'll just update my lineup every week and ignore everything else. Tools.

rjs246 · September 28, 2006, 07:39:40 AM

Quote from: FFatPatt on September 28, 2006, 07:37:12 AM
I expected better. I guess I'll just update my lineup every week and ignore everything else. Tools.

Wah wah wah. Now who's taking things personally?

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 28, 2006, 07:42:37 AM

It's not personal. I just want to get my money's worth when I insult people.

That's why I enjoy

so much. I always get my money's worth here.

phattymatty · September 28, 2006, 03:33:55 PM

it'll pick up. i can't vouch for the boston folks but most of the dudes in the league are pretty funny guys. but yes, it's been pretty weak so far. plus the fact that no one actually knows you they probably can't tell if you're being icehole funny or if you're just a douchebag.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 28, 2006, 03:44:25 PM

Quote from: phattymatty on September 28, 2006, 03:33:55 PM
they probably can't tell if you're being icehole funny or if you're just a douchebag.

Can't it be both?

Besides, they should assume whatever's more amusing, not whatever's more offensive. Oh well.

By the way, I can't believe you're going to be 4-0 after this week.

From Bill Simmons' recent mailbag:

QuoteMike F: (Pittsburgh, PA): Speaking of Caldwell, did you catch the comment by the announcer about his huh-yuge eyes? It caught my friends and I completely off guard and killed us. Not only because we caught it too, but because Madden or Michaels pointed it out on national TV. Don't pass the ball until you see the whites of his eyes....

SportsNation Bill Simmons: I think they just looked that way because he couldn't believe he's the No. 1 WR on an NFL playoff team. One of my readers used the phrase "cocaine eyes." I enjoyed that.

PoopyfaceMcGee · October 02, 2006, 04:54:09 AM

I flipped a coin between Marc Bulger and Chad Pennington this week to start at QB against rjs' previously-winless squad. I assigned heads to Bulger, and it came up heads. I started Pennington.

However, once again the overall ineptitude of my team helped me out. I would have lost by 4 points anyway, or would have lost by 1 point if I'd played my overall best possible lineup. Also, half my team has a bye next week. Go me.

rjs246 · October 02, 2006, 05:00:39 AM

Welcome back to the NFL, Lamont Jordan. Now you're all in big big trouble.