Legg Mason tennis tournament

[phattymatty]

So I volunteered to work the Legg Mason tournament for a few nights this week.  Basically just to see tennis for free for a few nights.  Figures that the first time in my life I volunteer for anything it ends up being the hottest 2 farging days of the year.  Anyway, I'm working security, which bascially means sit either outside the player's louge, cafeteria, or media room and make sure only players, players families, and qualified media get through. 

So in the last two nights I've talked to Andy Roddick, James Blake, and dozens of other pretty big names.  I was actually on the court for the first set of Agassi's match last night, making sure no crazy-for-Andre chicks tried to run on the court.  The second set I watched from the player's lounge with James Blake.  And then had to escort him to the locker room afterwards.  Pretty cool.  Dude is way small.

Anyway, so I'm sitting there last night, and all of a sudden Michael Wilbon walks up to me.  I've always thought that if I ever saw him in person I would punch him.  But I was so surprised to see him that all came out whats whats up wilbon.  I was very disappointed in myself.

And you should see some of the women playing in this tournament, they are hot as balls.  I'll try to mushroom stamp one before its over.

[Rome]

* Speechless *

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You froze up with Wilbon like I did with Hugh Douglas.

Although, that helped me build up some strength to go ask Heckert about the Lelie situation.

[ice grillin you]

i see we all took our gay pills again this morning

[rjs246]

When phattymatt is working at a tennis tournament you know the farging apocalypse is upon us. I mean seriously.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

He told me he totally would have been doing something else if he'd known when the "Fetal Alcohol" fantasy draft is.

So, you're to blame for the apocalypse, douche.

[PhillyPhreak54]

How about some Vet stadium style pics of the ladies locker room?

[mpmcgraw]

I thought this was a joke when I saw the topic title.

But hey at least if you close your eyes it sounds like a cheap porn.

[Philly_Crew]

So I volunteered to work the Legg Mason tournament for a few nights this week.  Basically just to see tennis for free for a few nights.  Figures that the first time in my life I volunteer for anything it ends up being the hottest 2 farging days of the year.  Anyway, I'm working security, which bascially means sit either outside the player's louge, cafeteria, or media room and make sure only players, players families, and qualified media get through. 

So in the last two nights I've talked to Andy Roddick, James Blake, and dozens of other pretty big names.  I was actually on the court for the first set of Agassi's match last night, making sure no crazy-for-Andre chicks tried to run on the court.  The second set I watched from the player's lounge with James Blake.  And then had to escort him to the locker room afterwards.  Pretty cool.  Dude is way small.

Anyway, so I'm sitting there last night, and all of a sudden Michael Wilbon walks up to me.  I've always thought that if I ever saw him in person I would punch him.  But I was so surprised to see him that all came out whats whats up wilbon.  I was very disappointed in myself.

And you should see some of the women playing in this tournament, they are hot as balls.  I'll try to mushroom stamp one before its over.

Pretty cool except for the Wilbon part.

[phattymatty]

it's true, getting to know hot, sweaty, foreign, possibly soon-to-be famous tennis chicks on a first name basis is totally gay.

[Rome]

Yep, totally gay, matty...

[ice grillin you]

sharapova usually disgusts me but damn romey that picture is money

[phattymatty]

other girls that know my name now.

Julia

Daniela

Stephanie

and my favorite:

Eva

and those pictures do them no justice at all.   

it's probably the non-gayest thing i've done in a while actually.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

When you have experience with and pet names for their cornholes, I'll be impressed.  Until then, meh.

[phattymatty]

i've already named their cornholes.  it's the first thing i do when i meet someone.  i just prefer to keep it to myself.  for some reason some people think its weird.