CFFFL AFC Discussion

[Father Demon]

I didn't come in last!!!


But I did only beat Chuck by 16 points, and he stopped playing weeks ago   

[QB Eagles]

Bring on the chump on the NFC, MDS wins back to back regular season AFC titles.

I think this might be my second consecutive season ranked second in points. A lotta good that's done me, as it's also the second consecutive season I haven't gotten into the playoffs.

[QB Eagles]

Week 15

Best team: Monkey Spanks (x2)      Worst team: SeasNutz

Offensive MVP: Peyton Manning (Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama) x3 - 39 pts
Defensive MVPs: Chris Hope (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 20 pts



Other offensive standouts:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Romey's Killer Puns) - 31 pts
Rex Grossman (Chucks HappyBigpants) - 28 pts
Marvin Harrison (Chucks HappyBigpants) - 26 pts
Brian Westbrook (MDS' Zordichs) - 25 pts
Tony Romo (FFargtards) - 24.5 pts

Other defensive standouts:
(Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama) - 18.5 pts
Zach Thomas (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 15 pts
Champ Bailey (Monkey Spanks) - 13 pts
Donnie Edwards (MDS' Zordichs) - 12 pts
Leonard Little (DemonOnTurf) - 12 pts

If anyone had Dawk, he would have been the defensive MVP.

Later this week I'll be posting some in-depth statistical analysis of this fantasy season.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I played the wrong QB.  Again.  And yet, the one I did play was an offensive standout.

[Rome]

I lost any chance of winning this league the moment I drafted Daunte Culpepper in round 2.  If I had even a decent quarterback throughout the season I might have had this thing wrapped up weeks ago.

Eh - live and learn.

[Seabiscuit36]

Rueben Drohns killed me.  This was the first week though that i was the shteintiest team   

[Rome]

Droughns killed me dead in another league.  I picked him in the second round based on my draft cheat sheet (where all the other experts had him going in the top 15) and ended up getting nothing from him all year.  Well, except the weeks I didn't play him.  Those weeks he lit it up.

[Seabiscuit36]

same here romey

On the flipside my brothers money league has him in the finals guaranteed 600 bucks.  I helped him with his draft so im getting a nice christmas gift   

[QB Eagles]

Culpepper in the 2nd round was reach city, Romey.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Hey, there's one thing I got right all season.  Go me.

Also, reese owes me $10.  Think he'll pay up?

[Seabiscuit36]

havent seen him in a long while anyway doubt it

[QB Eagles]

Top 5 Overall Players
1. LaDainian Tomlinson (Romey's Killer Puns) - 390.5 pts   (Draft order: 2)
2. Peyton Manning† (Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama) - 328.5 pts   (Draft order: 8 )
3. Drew Brees (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 320.5 pts   (Draft order: 121)
4. Larry Johnson† (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 268 pts   (Draft order: 1)
5. Marc Bulger (SeasNutz) - 266 pts   (Draft order: 40)

Top 5 QB
1. Peyton Manning† (Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama) - 328.5 pts   (Draft order: 8 )
2. Drew Brees† (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 320.5 pts   (Draft order: 121)
3. Marc Bulger (SeasNutz) - 266 pts   (Draft order: 40)
4. Carson Palmer† (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 262 pts   (Draft order: 11)
5. Michael Vick (FFargtards) - 251 pts   (Draft order: 85)

Top 5 RB
1. LaDainian Tomlinson† (Romey's Killer Puns) - 390.5 pts   (Draft order: 2)
2. Larry Johnson† (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 268 pts   (Draft order: 1)
3. Steven Jackson (ridin reese's piece) - 239 pts   (Draft order: 7)
4. Brian Westbrook (MDS' Zordichs) - 226 pts   (Draft order: 18)
5. Willie Parker (Monkey Spanks) - 222 pts   (Draft order: 16)

Top 5 WR
1. Reggie Wayne (MDS' Zordichs) - 172 pts   (Draft order: 48)
2. Terrell Owens (FFargtards) - 167 pts   (Draft order: 25)
3. Chad Johnson† (Phanatics) - 166 pts   (Draft order: 14)
4. Marvin Harrison (Chucks HappyBigpants) - 163 pts   (Draft order: 27)
5. Torry Holt† (ridin reese's piece) - 161 pts   (Draft order: 24)

Top 5 TE
1. Marques Colston (FFargtards) - 137 pts   (not drafted)
2. Antonio Gates† (Susquehanna's Scrote) - 123 pts   (Draft order: 35)
3. Tony Gonzalez (FFargtards) - 108 pts   (Draft order: 55)
4. Alge Crumpler† (MDS' Zordichs) - 105 pts   (Draft order: 78)
5. Jeremy Shockey† (Chucks HappyBigpants) - 97 pts   (Draft order: 57)

Top 5 K
1. Robbie Gould (Susquehanna's Scrote) - 140 pts   (not drafted)
2. Nate Kaeding (Romey's Killer Puns) - 130 pts   (Draft order: 148)
3. Jeff Wilkins† (Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama) - 128 pts   (Draft order: 203)
4. Josh Scobee (DemonOnTurf) - 126 pts   (Draft order: 210*)
5. Shayne Graham† (micks) - 115 pts   (Draft order: 112*)

Top 5 Defense
1. DeMeco Ryans (MDS' Zordichs) - 139.5 pts   (not drafted)
2. London Fletcher-Baker (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 138 pts   (Draft order: 151)
3. Adrian Wilson (FFargtards) - 136 pts   (Draft order: 156)
4. Lance Briggs (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 131 pts   (Draft order: 161)
5. Jason Taylor (Romey's Killer Puns) - 125.5 pts   (Draft order: 123*)

† Finished in top 5 in this category last year as well.
* No longer plays with the team he was drafted by.

No players from Dio's Bronx Brigands finished in the top 5 in any category, though Dio originally drafted Shayne Graham before releasing him on October 5.

[QB Eagles]

Lest we forget...

Biggest busts of the draft 

Round 1

3. Shaun Alexander (DemonOnTurf) - 84 points, 37th among running backs
5. Clinton Portis (Susquehanna's Scrote) - 103 pts, 28th among running backs
6. Edgerrin James (FFargtards) - 134 pts, 22nd among running backs
10. Ronnie Brown (SeasNutz) - 123.5 pts, 26th among running backs
12. Carnell Williams (micks) - 91 pts, 34th among running backs

Round 2

17. LaMont Jordan (Phanatics) - 47 points, 50th among running backs
20. Willis McGahee (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 120 pts, 27th among running backs
21. Reuben Droughns (SeasNutz) - 90 pts, 35th among running backs
22. Domanick Davis (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 0 points
23. Larry Fitzgerald (Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama) - 103 pts, 26th among wide receivers
28. Randy Moss (DemonOnTurf) - 68 pts, 50th among wide receivers
29. Daunte Culpepper (Romey's Killer Puns) - 57 pts, 39th among quarterbacks
30. Santana Moss (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 99 pts, 31st among wide receivers

Round 3
31. Matt Hasselbeck (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 148.5 pts, 24th among quarterbacks
38. Hines Ward (Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama) - 114 pts, 22nd among wide receivers
39. Chris Chambers (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 86 pts, 38th among wide receivers
45. DeShaun Foster (Monkey Spanks) - 87 pts, 36th among running backs

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

BEST TEAM EVER

[QB Eagles]

Final standings

1. MDS' Zordichs - 1608 pts
2. Gamera vs. QB Eagles - 1579 pts
3. Romey's Killer Puns - 1526.5 pts
4. FFargtards - 1513.5 pts
5. Monkey Spanks - 1419.5 pts
6. ridin reese's piece - 1371 pts
7. Phanatics - 1370.5 pts
8. Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy - 1363.5 pts
9. SeasNutz  - 1358 pts
10. Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama - 1356 pts
11. Dio's Bronx Brigands - 1324.5 pts
12. micks - 1300 pts
13. Susquehanna's Scrote - 1293.5 pts
14. DemonOnTurf - 1217 pts
15. Chucks HappyBigpants - 1201.5 pts

Overall our conference did better than the NFC, but we lost the Super Bowl.