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[Rome]

F'ing Mike Bell tanked again last night.  Piece of shtein.   

On the bright side, Marty Booker had 23 points!  Of course, he did so while seated firmly on my bench, so...

[QB Eagles]

Week 12

Best team: Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy      
Worst team: Chucks HappyBigpants (x3)

Offensive MVP: Carson Palmer (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 30 pts
Defensive MVPs: Charles Tillman (ridin reese's piece) & Adrian Wilson (FFargtards) - 17 pts



Other offensive standouts:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Romey's Killer Puns) - 26.5 pts
Steven Jackson (ridin reese's piece) - 25 pts
Frank Gore (Monkey Spanks) - 22 pts
Brian Westbrook (MDS' Zordichs) - 22 pts
Devery Henderson (Susquehanna's Scrote) - 21 pts
Larry Johnson (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 21 pts

Other defensive standouts:
Lance Briggs (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 16 pts
Adalius Thomas (Phanatics) - 15 pts
Adam Jones (Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama) - 14 pts
Kerry Rhodes (SeasNutz) - 14 pts
DeMeco Ryans (MDS' Zordichs) - 13 pts
Zach Thomas (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 13 pts

The top three players this week -- Joseph Addai, Tony Romo, and Vince Young -- were not played. In fact, only one of the top seven players (Carson Palmer) was played this week.

Clearly the biggest farg-ups this week were made by yours truly. I started Reuben Droughns and Matt Hasselbeck (combined: 12 pts) over Joseph Addai and Drew Brees (combined: 71 pts). Luckily, MDS totally failed to take advantage of the situation and only scored 12.5 points more than me.

FF started Vick over Romo for the last time this season. Clearly the fantasy football gods are angry over his flagrant abuse of the Colston tight end glitch.

Romey sat Marty Booker (23 pts) and started the tandem of Drew Bennett and Reggie Williams (3 points each).

Dio started Charlie Frye (2.5 pts) over David Carr (29 pts).

Starting Ashley Lelie (0 pts) over Kevin Curtis (10 pts) didn't work out for Demon.

Chucks HappyBigpants still has Drew Bledsoe on his bench. Meanwhile, micks still holds out hope of collecting more points from Donovan McNabb.

[Diomedes]

I just saw MDS' request.  No.

[MDS]

Worth a shot. But I really meant to do it. Whatever, I've left so many points on the bench. If I win this it's a miracle.

[Sgt PSN]

I moved up like 5 spots this week.  Too little too late though most likely. 

[Rome]

Reggie Bush had 40 points for me yesterday.  Funny thing is, I almost didn't start him.



Tomlinson continued his one-man-wrecking-crew assault on the record books, although he "only" got me 30.

[MDS]

I should be able to pick up some points on QB Eagles. I'm now down just 20 with Westbrook and Smith tonight, and he's got Reggie Brown. The Zordichs are making their move, baby!

[QB Eagles]

I should be able to pick up some points on QB Eagles. I'm now down just 20 with Westbrook and Smith tonight, and he's got Reggie Brown. The Zordichs are making their move, baby!

The QB is still on top, beeyotch.

[MDS]

I was down 20, gained 16 on you. Carry the 4, add the 3. Yea, 4 points bitch.

Should be a fun 2 weeks.

[QB Eagles]

Dio with the last place finish this week. Wow what happened to that team?

[Susquehanna Birder]

Kudos to the micks for having the balls to go with Garcia this week.

[QB Eagles]

Week 13

Best team: Romey's Killer Puns (x2)      
Worst team: Dio's Bronx Brigands

Offensive MVP: Reggie Bush (Romey's Killer Puns) - 40 pts
Defensive MVPs: DeMeco Ryans (MDS' Zordichs) - 30 pts



Other offensive standouts:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Romey's Killer Puns) - 30 pts
Jeff Garcia (micks) - 26.5 pts
Eli Manning (Phanatics) - 24 pts
DeAngelo Williams (SeasNutz) - 23 pts
Marvin Harrison (Chucks HappyBigpants) - 23 pts

Other defensive standouts:
Mike Vrabel (Chucks HappyBigpants) - 19 pts
Adrian Wilson (FFargtards) - 17 pts
Keith Bulluck (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 14 pts
Kirk Morrison (FFargtards) - 14 pts
Donnie Edwards (MDS' Zordichs) - 12 pts

Two rookie MVPs this week. Prior to this week, there had been zero rookie MVPs.

FF benched Michael Vick, Derrick Mason, and Jerious Norwood. All three had higher scores than anyone FF started at those positions.

Romey's two starting running backs outscored Dio's Bronx Brigands. All of Dio's Bronx Brigands.

Rod Smith (-2 pts) nearly moved Sarge into last place for the week. David Carr (-3 pts) DID move Dio into last place for the week. Dio's backup Charlie Frye managed to score 12.5 pts before being benched.

Mad-Lad benched a 17-pt roid monkey on defense. His top starting defender scored 8 points.

micks made a genius move in starting Jeff Garcia. Unfortunately he failed to have the same supernatural intuition about his running back situation. Ladell Betts sat on his bench with 23 points.

Sus benched Michael Jenkins (10 pts) and Mike Furrey (18 pts) to start Anquan Boldin (3 pts) and Devery Henderson (1 pt).

Bledsoe update: Chuck chillout still has Drew Bledsoe on his bench. Is he banned from next year's league or what?

[QB Eagles]

By the way, Chuck also started Rex Grossman, who took 8.5 points away from his fantasy team.

[Sgt PSN]

Chuck should be starting Bledsoe then.  At least he won't lose points. 

[MDS]

Next week the Zordichs claim first.