CFFFL AFC Discussion

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

There's no reason to blame FF for leaving Mike Bell (25 pts) on the bench because no one could have possibly foreseen that.

I blame myself anyway.  Just because.

[QB Eagles]

I'm down a receiver this week, but luckily it looks like London Fletcher is assuming the position of receiver for me.

[Diomedes]

He's had a great year so far.

[QB Eagles]

Week 9

Best team: Gamera vs. QB Eagles (x2)  
Worst team: Susquehanna's Scrote

Offensive MVP: Javon Walker (micks) - 38 pts
Defensive MVP: London Fletcher-Baker (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) x2 - 26 pts



Other offensive standouts:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Romey's Killer Puns) - 37 pts
Drew Brees (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 32 pts
Marc Bulger (SeasNutz) - 27 pts
Kevin Jones (MDS' Zordichs) - 26 pts
Marvin Harrison (Chucks HappyBigpants) - 26 pts

Other defensive standouts:
Rashean Mathis (Phanatics) - 15 pts
Cato June (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 13 pts
Aaron Kampman (micks) - 11 pts
DeMeco Ryans (MDS' Zordichs) - 11 pts
Madieu Williams (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 11 pts

[Sgt PSN]

Where's the part making fun of people who benched players that performed well?  Do your farging job or we'll shtein can your ass. 

[QB Eagles]

There really wasn't anything to make fun of this week. A lot of the benched players were either injured or on their bye. Next week there are no byes, so there are sure to be farg-ups.

[Diomedes]

about the championship, Team with most points after week 15 in the NFC plays head to head week 16 with the AFC team with the most points. that is all.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I'm shooting for the Toilet Bowl playoffs.

Anybody want to trade Travis Henry to me? I gave it up and started Portis this week for the jinx factor...and it worked like a charm.

[Rome]

I have Tomlinson and little else.  My defensive players have kept me within shouting distance all year long, though.

Slipping badly now even with Tomlinson having a killer year as usual.

PS: Culpepper can kill himself.  Never again. 

[MDS]

Booo to the playoff rule. We should do a final four playoff in 14 and 15 in the afc. Of course Dio the conformist will listen to master murp and we will follow his laws. Booooooooo.

[Diomedes]

eat shtein crybaby

[MDS]

i be in 2nd place son. 2nd!!

[Diomedes]

in other words, you're a loser.

[MDS]

one has little to do with the other.

[QB Eagles]

Week 10

Best team: Monkey Spanks  
Worst team: Susquehanna's Scrote  (x2)

Offensive MVP: LaDainian Tomlinson (Romey's Killer Puns) x3 - 39 pts
Defensive MVP: Julius Peppers (Romey's Killer Puns) x3 - 18 pts



Other offensive standouts:
Ocho Cinco (Phanatics) - 38 pts
Carson Palmer (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 37 pts
Willie Parker (Monkey Spanks) - 34 pts
Philip Rivers (MDS' Zordichs) - 31 pts
Drew Brees (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 27.5 pts
Steve McNair (DemonOnTurf) - 27.5 pts

Other defensive standouts:
Jared Allen (Monkey Spanks) - 15 pts
Ronde Barber (Mad-Lad Pwnz Yo Mama)  -14 pts
Donnie Edwards (MDS' Zordichs) - 13 pts
Will Witherspoon (Susquehanna's Scrote) - 13 pts
Ken Hamlin (micks) - 11 pts
Kerry Rhodes (SeasNutz) - 11 pts

I'm getting a little sick of seeing the mugs of LT and Julius Peppers. Luckily for us, the rest of Romey's team sucks mightily.

The vultures are circling around Sus' team. One too many moves, dude.

Not the best week for reese to bench Heath Miller (9 pts) for Eric Johnson (0 points).

Eli Manning scored -4 points for Phanatics. Excuse me while I go clean out my pants.

Reggie Bush finally got a touchdown (and 99 yards) in real life, but in the CFFFL universe he was sitting on Romey's bench watching Mike Bell sit out a game against Oakland.

No free pass for FF this week. Even Ron Mexico's friends at the STD clinic knew he was due for a reality check in Week 10. He scored 8 points while Tony Romo lit up the hapless Cards for 25.5.

Chuck chillout mananged to bench three players who accumulated no stats this week. And bye weeks are over! Free advice: it might be time to dump Drew Bledsoe.