CFFFL AFC Discussion

QB Eagles · September 12, 2006, 06:33:17 PM

I got as many points from my defense as reese got from his QB, RBs, and WRs combined.

reese125 · September 12, 2006, 09:23:22 PM

you could say that was pretty disgusting. Im looking for a bounce-back though, we'll see

Diomedes · September 12, 2006, 09:30:05 PM

a bum is looking for a quarter too. we'll see.

QB Eagles · September 12, 2006, 10:02:49 PM

Week 1

Best team: FFargtards

Worst team: DemonOnTurf

Offensive MVP:

Donovan McNabb (micks) - 28.5 pts
Defensive MVP: London Fletcher-Baker (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 19pts

Other offensive standouts:
Kurt Warner (MDS' Zordichs) - 27.5 pts
Frank Gore (Monkey Spanks) - 26 pts
LaDainian Tomlinson (Romey's Killer Puns) - 20 pts

Donté Stallworth (Phanatics) - 20 pts
Matt Hasselbeck (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 19 pts

Brian Westbrook (MDS' Zordichs) - 19 pts

Other defensive standouts:
Ray Lewis (Romey's Killer Puns) - 13 pts
Lance Briggs (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 12 pts
Keith Bulluck (Gamera vs. QB Eagles) - 12 pts
Will Witherspoon (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 12 pts

Unfortunately I can no longer calculate overachievers and underacheivers because the forecasters at Yahoo are a bunch of Hoydas this year. Now they take down the week's projected stats after the games are played, ostensibly to avoid having their predictions compared to reality. corksuckers.

I'm open to any suggestions for how to improve this stat wrap-up that don't suck and wouldn't take me days of work to implement.

Diomedes · September 12, 2006, 10:04:06 PM

nicely done

MDS · September 12, 2006, 10:39:36 PM

Weekly thorough analysis on why MDS Zordich's will be in first place come week 16, then find a way to choke the title away.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 13, 2006, 07:45:34 AM

Note my total team effort, as none of my players were "standouts".

Father Demon · September 13, 2006, 09:37:39 AM

I'm honored. Not one, but TWO steaming piles of dogshtein!

Susquehanna Birder · September 13, 2006, 10:28:45 AM

Quote from: Father Demon on September 12, 2006, 11:12:20 AMI did the same thing. Except I'm in last place.

I thought I was going to be there. Thanks for taking over for me!

The Yahoo rankings on some of these players (especially the D guys) is a joke.

QB Eagles · September 17, 2006, 07:10:42 PM

My franchise got hurt very badly this week from being sucked into the fantasy black hole that was the KC-Denver game.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 17, 2006, 09:31:34 PM

Quote from: QB Eagles on September 17, 2006, 07:10:42 PM
My franchise got hurt very badly this week from being sucked into the fantasy black hole that was the KC-Denver game.

Yeah, I think that will hurt my keeper league team.

Diomedes · September 18, 2006, 08:38:27 AM

If only I had started Toomer instead of that bum Burleson.

MDS · September 18, 2006, 09:17:58 AM

I left a bunch of points on the bench by not starting Gribil Wilson and Braylon Edwards. Like 18 points in fact.

PoopyfaceMcGee · September 18, 2006, 09:22:28 AM

Quote from: MDS on September 18, 2006, 09:17:58 AM
I left a bunch of points on the bench by not starting Gribil Wilson and Braylon Edwards. Like 18 points in fact.

There are only 3 bench spots, and you're using one for an extra defensive player. You deserve to lose.

Phanatic · September 18, 2006, 12:05:01 PM

I managed to put up good numbers despite not really having a running back. I thought for sure I was going to be up for two steaming poo piles...