the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

I'll take it just for the use of Power in Saints Row the Third. Easily a top 5 licensed song in video game history.

[Geowhizzer]

Don't believe for a second the $20K per climb... but not a chance in hell I'm making this climb.  6'4" is high enough for me!

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1598800833839501312

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yeah naw I'm good thanks

[SD]

Let's rephrase that question

You do that climb the girl of your choice is waiting on the ground to have sex with you for 24 hours straight

I'm in

[PhillyPhreak54]

Well now that you put it like that...

Hi Salma

[General_Failure]

You motherfargers are in your 40s out here talking about doing dumb shtein for hypothetical Hoyda. Did you run out of dumb shtein to do for actual Hoyda?

[Geowhizzer]

You motherfargers are in your 40s

I wish.

[General_Failure]

To be fair, you were asking about money and not women.

[SD]

You motherfargers are in your 40s out here talking about doing dumb shtein for hypothetical Hoyda. Did you run out of dumb shtein to do for actual Hoyda?

Climbing that tower wouldn't crack my top 10 of dumb shtein I've done for Hoyda

[Diomedes]

Yes, we know, we know.

Give me the training and I'll climb that thing twice a year for $19,995 per bulb.

[PhillyPhreak54]

You motherfargers are in your 40s out here talking about doing dumb shtein for hypothetical Hoyda. Did you run out of dumb shtein to do for actual Hoyda?

I'm still 22 here on good ol CF

[General_Failure]

My farging wallet is older than that.

[Diomedes]

How many times do I have to confirm a goddamn appointment via text?  Dentist, doctor, barber, dining reservations....farg y'all.  Imma stop replying to these things entirely.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Please confirm you want to reply to this post...

[General_Failure]

Here's some griping for yous. I had to spend all day the other day waiting around to verify my identity via video call, after spending a morning trying to get my scanner to work so I could have digital copies of my important documents for said verification, just so I could log in to the IRS website. I had to log in to the IRS website to see if I could get a transcript of my return from 1998. I needed that to verify my employment that year with a mail order catalog that doesn't farging exist because it's the year 2022. Why did I need to verify that? Because I put in for a promotion at work, and despite actually doing the job since March that I just applied for, they decided that job from 1998 was how I was qualified for the position.

It turns out I didn't file that year, so there's no record. No problem, HR just wants to contact literally anyone at all who was there and can verify that I worked there. The only person I still know who worked there is my mom, who got me the job. So I had to give HR my mom's phone number. They never bothered calling her.

So today I'm at work, sweating my ass off and they call me up to offer me the spot. It would essentially be a 40% pay increase for me, I say yes while flipping off my boss who's standing right next to me. I let everyone know, everyone's happy for me, yadda yadda. Well I get a text from a friend who's working at the place I just agreed to go to, and I did not get the job I just agreed to. The one I applied for. The one I have a farging paper trail that says I agreed to. No, it's almost the exact same job, except they ship you out to different stores every day. The job that had its own posting that I specifically did not apply for.

So tomorrow I get to go in to work and call up the district manager, trying not to get fired while cursing out her assistant who blatantly lied to me and letting them know I won't be taking it.