farg Dallas! Thread

[EJ72]

I wish he would just shut up, he likes the sound of his own voice way too much. Yeah, let's let half the teams from each conference into the playoffs. We could have the wildest card round, the wild card round, the division round then the conference title.

On the other hand, it might be the only way this team wins a playoff game again if we happen to be matched up with another mediocre team.

[Eagaholic]

you can have a team that might have literally operated at .500 percent or in that area, who won half its ballgames

Know any teams like that, Jer?

The really funny thing about that is... no, he doesn't

but the Cowboys actually wouldn't have made the playoffs in any of the last three years even if there had been two more NFC wild card teams.

Lol, who could actually write this comedy. His show about the Cowboys future needs a proper name. One like "See What's Coming Through the Glory Hole."

[Geowhizzer]

Kicker Dan Bailey signed for 7 years, $22.5 million.

[Eagaholic]

that will help them with their cap problems, with one third guaranteed.

[Eagaholic]

If Jerry Jones wasn't already the biggest buffoon in the league, he's certainly there now with reportedly bringing in Scott Linehan as something like the "passing game coordinator" and play caller.

He pissed off Garrett taking the play calling from him and giving it to OC/OL coach Bill Callahan then pissed off Callahan now giving it to Linehan, and last year said he would be incorporating Romo more into the game planning.

This past season their two biggest problems on offense imo were too many people involved as it was, and that they lost games passing too much. Linehan is yet another hand in the pot and a pass happy one at that.

The funniest thing about all this is that their real problem was their horrific defense and apparently it will be business as usual with Kiffin. The Eagles are so lucky to have the two biggest idiot owners in their division. They better farging win something for fargs sakes. farg.

[hbionic]

Winning is not in the cards for the birds. For us. For anyone associated with the team. It's a snake-bitten, cursed, infuriating team located in loserville.

We watch because we don't go to church. We need something to make us feel like shtein about our souls. Eagles do that perfectly.

[Eagaholic]

I think is gettin to you, bra.
(I meant bra in a Cali dude bro way, not as the lady undergarment thing. Not that there would be anything wrong with that. )

[hbionic]

I literally hold out no hope for this team because I feel they will always find a way to punch me in the sack just as I begin to believe it's going to happen.

It's like if the Eagles lined up for the game winning field goal in the Superbowl, kicked it and made it for a one or two point, come from behind win...as the Eagles and the rest of you celebrated...there would be two people with a stone cold look on their faces, me and the ref who threw the flag for some bullshtein alignment penalty on the offense. After the adrenaline fades a little, that 'look' appears on the Eagles faces, as well as the coaching staff, management, and all fans. It's that recognition that reality is about to set in as the flavor of the year kicker just misses the re-kick as defeat is barbarically snatched from the jaws of victory.

That's how it's going to happen. You know I can't make this stuff up.

[General_Failure]

Look at Mr Optimism here, thinking the Eagles will make another superbowl.

[Diomedes]

as the Eagles and the rest of you celebrated...there would be two people with a stone cold look on their faces, me and the ref who threw the flag...

lol

[ice grillin you]

Look at Mr Optimism here, thinking the Eagles will make another superbowl.

yeah where are all these times the eagles punched the fans in the gut?

the tampa nfcc perhaps....the carolina nfcc definitely.....but they have only even made two superbowls in their history and generally have been anywhere from horrible  to mediocre to good their entire existence....other than 2004 they havent had what i would call a great team in my entire life

[Rome]

I'm 0 for 48.

I'd say that's a whole lot of gut punches.

[ice grillin you]

the kind of gut punches it seems like hb is talking about is getting real close and losing on some incredible miracle play....the eagles never do that because they arent good enough to get to the superbowl and they are never really good enough where you can say they should have won that year

dont get me wrong they have had some horrible individual games that have killed me....tommy hutton to this day makes me sick to my stomach...but as far as their overall history they are a pretty vanilla franchise....never really good enough to be someone like the bills and not earth shatteringly bad like the browns or lions

even in the two nfcc games they should have won it wasnt like they lost badly at the end...they basically were dominated in both

[General_Failure]

When they're bad, at least they're kind enough to let you know early in the game. Usually.

[ice grillin you]

scott norwood wide right....now thats a gut punch