farg Dallas! Thread

[paco]

Romo's old girlfriend

[QB Eagles]

Romo

[Rome]

DALLAS SUCKS DALLAS SUCKS DALLAS SUCKS!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Romo didn't know it was fourth down?
Posted by Mike Florio on October 5, 2009 7:28 PM ET
Maybe Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo's inability to bust through the glass ceiling against which his career is repeatedly bumping comes not from a lack of desire or work ethic.

Maybe he's just not smart enough to be a high-level NFL quarterback.

The first piece of evidence that's causing us to explore this theory comes from Sunday's loss to the Broncos.  Per Clarence Hill of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Romo possibly didn't realize that it was fourth down when it was, you know, fourth down in the closing seconds of the seven-point loss to the Broncos.

Hill points to video from KDFW, which shows Romo telling his linemen to get up and then flashing three fingers to an official.  Romo then "screams and walks off the field" after hearing the response.

Romo's error is being identified as a possible explanation for his otherwise inexplicable decision to throw the ball twice to receiver Sam Hurd while he was being covered by Denver cornerback Champ Bailey.

So what happened?  Possibly, the spike that Romo used to kill the clock on second down didn't register for him.

Regardless, of all the people in the stadium in position to know the down and distance information, the one person who must know it is the quarterback of the team in possession of the ball.

Even if it was a temporary release of brain gas, the fact remains that franchise quarterbacks don't make that mistake.  Ever.

And so, until he proves otherwise, Romo won't be regarded as a franchise quarterback by us.

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christens-dallas-cowboys-stadiums-new-bathroom-stalls

NSFW...NSFW...NSFW alert

A couple got caught farging on the floor of a bathroom stall in the new stadium.

Don't be too alarmed — it's only three seconds of pretty standard grunt-heavy missionary sex on the bathroom floor, nabbed by this citizen journalist who, along with many others at Dallas Stadium last night, witnessed this display. My friend, who was at the game, said many Cowboys fans were startled by the odd noises coming from the Hall of Fame box level bathroom stall, where a couple clad in Michael Irvin jerseys were "totally banging" at the end of the 4th quarter when the Cowboys had pretty much wrapped it up. The commotion soon became very, very public and many fans equipped with cellphone cameras ran into the stall to snap pictures. Luckily, our guy had video and stuck his hand over the stall like a true professional voyeur and caught a a few mighty thrusts during Irvin on Irvin.

On our midday show at 105.3 The Fan, I nervously asked Jerry Jones this morning if he had, um, seen the video of two fans "christening" Cowboys Stadium last Monday night in Arlington.

After joking that he had called several committee meetings to investigate the situation, Jones simply said:

"Yes. ... That's it."

Wonder what his reaction was?

Wonder if he watched it on 60-yard JumboJerry?

[Eagaholic]

Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on October 5, 2009 3:36 PM ET
Talking about the hit that knocked him out of the end of Sunday's game, Cowboys receiver Roy Williams said, "Never in my life have I been hit like that, from Pop Warner through my six years in the league," Roy Williams said. "I'm 5,280 feet above sea level with asthma, so I was obviously hurting."

Awww, poor guy. Hope he feews bettuh soon 

Somebody pass him his inhaluh.

[Eagaholic]

Sometimes I think, if I could do anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Then this hits me. I'd go to dallas and lay some pipe in total strangers dryer at a laundromat while singing Fly Eagles Fly, then for an encore belt out Faniculi, Fanicula.

Then I find out damn, I don't think I'll ever have an original thought.

http://hawtness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kevin-accomplish-P.jpg

[Seabiscuit36]

LOL dallas.  They'll come back, but holy farg you suck Wade/Romo

[MDS]

Ot w/ kc

Haha

[QB Eagles]

KC hasn't won an overtime game since 2003. This would be a nice one.

[Munson]

And the guys on Fox pregame show were still slobberin all over Romo before the game today.

[Sgt PSN]

farging miles austin

[QB Eagles]

farging miles austin

I was up against him in fantasy today. Goddamn it.

[Sgt PSN]

ouch. 

[Sgt PSN]

lol at thanking god for beating the winless chiefs