I hate my job!

[phattymatty]

i just got a 13% raise and i've done 4 minutes of actual work this week.

in celebration i'm taking off at 12:30 and getting drunk with friends.

[mussa]

congrates corksucker

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

in celebration i'm taking off at 12:30 and getting drunk with friends.

I'm already drunk, and, thus, I automatically win.

[ice grillin you]

what do i get for working four minutes a month?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

what do i get for working four minutes a month?

That's approximately 3 more minutes than most people.

[phattymatty]

congrates corksucker

thanks

what do i get for working four minutes a month?

a D in the mouth.

[phattymatty]

I'm already drunk, and, thus, I automatically win.

if this is true, well done.

[ice grillin you]

a D in the mouth

ewww?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

if this is true, well done.

Thank you sir.  I was surprised how much 7 was still in that bottle.  I thought it was enough for only one drink, but it was more like a double.  You can't argue with a head start like that.

[SunMo]

i'll be drunk tomorrow night, yes, that doesn't apply to my job, but unlike you cocks, i actually have shtein to get done, but also wanted to be in the drunk = cool club, therefore i am telling you about it.  eat me.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

i'll be drunk tomorrow night, yes, that doesn't apply to my job, but unlike you cocks, i actually have shtein to get done, but also wanted to be in the drunk = cool club, therefore i am telling you about it.  eat me.

You're not in any "= cool" club.  Frowny.  Face.

[Philly_Crew]

Really getting bored at work.  Some of my suggestions for improvements work, but many require change which the dinosaurs I work with at the State disdain.  A good example is that it wasn't until last year that our controller got e-mail.  What?  Yes, I didn't make a typo. 

I have resigned myself that people around here don't want to change and want to do the job the same way they have always done it.  I will continue to surf the net for seven hours and put in an actual 1 hour of work a day.  God, I hope I get the new full-time job with the Guard.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I have resigned myself that people around here don't want to change and want to do the job the same way they have always done it.

I totally understand what you're saying. If it helps, know that it's human nature for people to be that way, and you're not alone in your frustration.

[Philly_Crew]

I have resigned myself that people around here don't want to change and want to do the job the same way they have always done it.

I totally understand what you're saying. If it helps, know that it's human nature for people to be that way, and you're not alone in your frustration.

Thanks.  I do think the nice thing about profit motive is that it may motivate individuals to try to improve.  The Gubment is one inefficient piece of crap.  I am close to my numbing (for all you Dilbert fans).

[Diomedes]

For what it's worth, I'm in the heart of corporate hell, where the profit motive drives the company to do deeply immoral things, and they still can't manage to be halfway intelligent.  Big government, big business..it's all the same.