Ok, Who Is Hittin Bonnie Bernstein?

MadMarchHare · February 06, 2006, 11:48:27 AM

I don't know, but I hope they're using one of these:

"Nothing like a good piece of hickory."

Rome · February 06, 2006, 01:33:48 PM

Quote from: Sun_Mo on February 06, 2006, 11:41:59 AM
it's pretentiousness like a fargin diary entry for a stupid sideline reporter that really makes me want to kill people

She could have called it a blog. Would that have made it less pretentious?

SunMo · February 06, 2006, 01:38:31 PM

no, i mean, who the farg is Bonnie Bernstein to think that anybody cares what the farg she says when she's not asking a coach what they have to do in the 2nd half.

ice grillin you · February 06, 2006, 02:34:22 PM

theres a reason she goes by bonnie blowjob

its pretty common knowledge that she serviced jason williams while he was at duke

she worked several md players as well...chief among them matt kovarik

the grapevine now is saying her and belichek might be tryin to make babies

MDS · February 06, 2006, 03:03:13 PM

bonnie blowjob

MURP · February 06, 2006, 03:04:14 PM

ha. where did you hear about this stuff IGY? hilarious.

T_Section224 · February 06, 2006, 03:07:48 PM

from the grapevine, duh

ice grillin you · February 06, 2006, 03:07:57 PM

like i said the md stuff is pretty common knowledge...ive been at bars with her numerous times...lets just say she was more than cozy with players and even gary williams on occasion

the belichek thing is internet speculation right now...but jay williams coating her tonsils with his penis butter is also commonly known as fact

MURP · February 06, 2006, 03:10:39 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on February 06, 2006, 03:07:57 PM
...ive been at bars with her numerous times..

i know you barked at her cheerio.

JTrotter Fan · February 06, 2006, 03:12:03 PM

Wish i could.

ice grillin you · February 06, 2006, 03:13:43 PM

i tried to roofie her one time but its hard to get her to drink when one of the players cacks is perpetually shoved down her throat

rjs246 · February 06, 2006, 03:17:16 PM

You should have just shoved the roofied directly into her anus. Everyone wins!

MDS · February 06, 2006, 03:19:18 PM

Apparantley, it's a lot easier than that.

Rome · February 06, 2006, 03:19:33 PM

Every single one of you homos would gladly sell your soul to Daniel Snyder to farg her so please shut your fish holes.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 06, 2006, 03:53:31 PM

For the record, I never said that I wouldn't be delighted to impale her on my cack.