The Snow heading to the east is no joke!

[mussa]

i was just behind a guy in a ford focus, guy had chains on his tires.  we start going down a steep and sharp angled hill and his brakes lock up....he goes sliding down and then cuts the wheel and he goes into a bank.  it was hilarious just watching him slide.  he gets going again and around the corner going down a FEDEX truck is stuck closer to the bottom.  i love 4 wheel drive.  although i think i can use some extra weight in the back of my truck.  sandbags....or salt maybe. 

[MURP]

or dead bodies. 

[Diomedes]

although i think i can use some extra weight in the back of my truck. sandbags....or salt maybe.

For you, I thought the natural solution would be cinder blocks. 

When you shovel your drive, toss the snow in the bed.  Worked great with my '97 Tacoma. 

[mussa]

curretly i am low on cinder blocks...sad to say...

good idea with the snow

[QB Eagles]

or dead bodies. 

Not sure if that would work. Dead bodies aren't really as heavy as they feel carrying them down to the basement.

[Diomedes]

good idea with the snow

Thing I liked about it was, soon after I no longer needed the weight, it melted out.

[T_Section224]

that's what i used to do dio, worked like a charm and never had to clean up when i didn't need the weight anymore.

[mussa]

rigamortis corpse in the back of the truck bed...need bungee

[mussa]

well my dumbass just put a few scoops of snow into the bed of my truck with my dads john deere.  then i plowed his driveway. i left flooring it down the driveway, it hugs the snow, def better traction with the weight.   got out of the truck checked to see the mail...as i was getting back in the truck i slipped on my ass, busted my leg on the bottom of the door.  stupid.  now i remember snow can be a bitch sometimes.  i also remembered that i park my truck in my garage.  my garage is a good 20 degress warmer than the outside.  the big fargin pile of snow in my truck bed will melt and ill have a shtein load of water in the garage.  i am an idiot.  there i admit it.  thanks for the advice!   

[hbionic]

well my dumbass just put a few scoops of snow into the bed of my truck with my dads john deere.  then i plowed his driveway. i left flooring it down the driveway, it hugs the snow, def better traction with the weight.   got out of the truck checked to see the mail...as i was getting back in the truck i slipped on my ass, busted my leg on the bottom of the door.  stupid.  now i remember snow can be a bitch sometimes.  i also remembered that i park my truck in my garage.  my garage is a good 20 degress warmer than the outside.  the big fargin pile of snow in my truck bed will melt and ill have a shtein load of water in the garage.  i am an idiot.  there i admit it.  thanks for the advice!   

You have just read another selection of Grouphug...and by 'grouphug'...I mean 'point and laugh at my life'.

[Tomahawk]

well my dumbass just put a few scoops of snow into the bed of my truck with my dads john deere.  then i plowed his driveway. i left flooring it down the driveway, it hugs the snow, def better traction with the weight.   got out of the truck checked to see the mail...as i was getting back in the truck i slipped on my ass, busted my leg on the bottom of the door.  stupid.  now i remember snow can be a bitch sometimes.  i also remembered that i park my truck in my garage.  my garage is a good 20 degress warmer than the outside.  the big fargin pile of snow in my truck bed will melt and ill have a shtein load of water in the garage.  i am an idiot.  there i admit it.  thanks for the advice!   

Get bags of sand. Or cinderblocks. Or anything of weight, like your dumbass.

[mussa]

no fargin shtein...just let me loosen the cinderbrick from your sheeps crushed skull. and by "sheep" i mean mother. 

[Tomahawk]

You crushed my mother's skull with a cinderblock? I bet that hurt, and maybe even left a mark.

[Diomedes]

i also remembered that i park my truck in my garage. my garage is a good 20 degress warmer than the outside. the big fargin pile of snow in my truck bed will melt and ill have a shtein load of water in the garage. i am an idiot. there i admit it. thanks for the advice!

I've never owned a garage, or lived in a place with access to one.  Didn't think of that.  Farging hilarious. 

So now what you gotta do is open the tail gate, stop the truck at the bottom of a hill, then gun it to unload the back.  Just try not to wreck.  Dumbass. 

[T_Section224]

I've never owned a garage, or lived in a place with access to one. Didn't think of that. Farging hilarious.

yeah, when i had my pick up i didn't have a garage either, never thought of the garage effect, ha.