NFC Talk

[rjs246]

In other words. DOMINATION by yours truly. Please note that I am averaging 12 points per week more than the second highest scoring team. I knew there was a reason I was popping like seventeen boners during the draft.

[Diomedes]

Thanks, Toots.  I added who the team owners are.


Rank        Team    W-L-T    Pct    Pts    Streak    
1. rjs   Mud Butt    6-0-0    1.000    730.50    W-6    
2. PG   Dark Angels    4-2-0    .667    607.00    W-4    
3. mikey418   Schiavo's Battle Cry    4-2-0    .667    581.00    W-1    
4. Phreak   The Woodchoppa's    3-3-0    .500    648.50    W-1    
5. MURP   Darthcore    3-3-0    .500    626.50    W-1    
6. eponymous   Philly Crew    3-3-0    .500    615.00    L-1    
7. Tomahawk   Blah    3-3-0    .500    610.00    L-1    
8. jerreyPA   Del Val Disaster    3-3-0    .500    581.50    W-1    
9. Wingspan   Ralph Wiggum's Boobs    2-4-0    .333    611.00    L-1    
10. mussa   RedBeards    2-4-0    .333    567.00    L-2    
11. geo   Hurricane Dodgers    2-4-0    .333    519.50    L-4    
12. Zanshin   Tight Balls    1-5-0    .167    474.00    L-1

rjs really is kicking ass, not just talking ass. 

[MURP]

yeah make sure you tards set your rosters before the game tonight. 

[rjs246]

You all might as well just give your teams the week off and rest up for the playoffs. Not that it'll matter. I'll still crush you all.

[MURP]

its gonna be a hard fall in the end for ya, rjs.  I might even sell tickets.   

[rjs246]

Oh I have no doubt that I will make an early exit in the playoffs as half of my team rests for the REAL playoffs and I'll probably lose to some schmuck with Ruben Droughns and Gus Ferotte, but in the mean time, my domination has been so utterly complete that there is no chance you're not going to hear about it from me.

[MURP]

nah, we have everything done before week 17 so the real players are not on the bench. 

[rjs246]

Well in that case, you're all farged.

[PhillyGirl]

So LT gets me 2 points, but I picked up a kicker last minute because Vinatieri had a bye week....the kicker you ask? Josh Brown...Seattle's 50 yard plus kicking master and Dallas destroyer.

Awesome.  Odell Thurman also got me 9 points as a replacement for another defensive player with a bye. 

[rjs246]

So, Alexander lays an egg.
Travis taylor is forced into action and gets me a whopping three points.
My tight end and a defensive player haven't played yet.
And yet, the domination continues to the tune of a 36 point lead.

Don't worry, maybe Crumpler and Brooking will combine for -37 points tonight and I'll lose. Seriously. Hold your breath.

7-0

[rjs246]

It's awful quiet around here? Have I broken your spirits?

[PhillyGirl]

It's awful quiet around here? Have I broken your spirits?

Not mine, so eat it.

[PhillyPhreak54]

MURP obviously got lucky.

Hey Jerk...you're like the Colts. 7-0 but bound to choke it in the playoffs.

[rjs246]

Your spirits may be up, but your team is crap on a string. I will smash them good.

[Geowhizzer]

My spirits will never be broken.  My team, however, is much like my home state, and not living up to its nickname.