Keeper League - Talk Trash here

Started by mikey418, September 13, 2005, 10:21:22 AM

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Sgt PSN

Quote from: mikey418 on September 20, 2005, 12:17:58 PM
On a side note, I recently played a game of volleyball at a buddy's engagement party and performed a chest bump with a midget...at the little fellows request....never thought that would happen in my life. :paranoid

Everything about that little story is just wrong.  A guy having an engagement party?  Playing volleyball at said party?  Playing volleyball with a midget?  And chest bumping a midget?  Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong!  It's all wrong. 

How the hell do you play volleyball with a midget anyway?  Were you on a tennis court? 



BTW, I'm 2-0. Suck me!

mikey418

Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2005, 07:52:05 PM
Quote from: mikey418 on September 20, 2005, 12:17:58 PM
On a side note, I recently played a game of volleyball at a buddy's engagement party and performed a chest bump with a midget...at the little fellows request....never thought that would happen in my life. :paranoid

Everything about that little story is just wrong.  A guy having an engagement party?  Playing volleyball at said party?  Playing volleyball with a midget?  And chest bumping a midget?  Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong!  It's all wrong. 

How the hell do you play volleyball with a midget anyway?  Were you on a tennis court? 



BTW, I'm 2-0. Suck me!

Well the party was put on my his now fiance.  And the midget was a cousin of hers I guess.  He ended up joining our side after we had already started playing and lets just say the only time he got a swing at the ball was when it was hit directly at him.  A midget does not make the best volleyball player.

I'm still not sure how the fete was performed.  Some of my buddies had to turn away while I did the said chest bump since instant laughter was a definite.  But hey, that's one more thing I can add to the list.  And the little guy was a big Eagles/Phils fan ;D
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Tomahawk


rjs246

I'm gunning for the number one pick. I've almost got it on lock.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mikey418

Quote from: Tomahawk on October 04, 2005, 12:54:35 AM
Bow down to your new leader, sluts.

Brett Farve sucks, and that's all I can offer....
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Zanshin

Well, I was out with the kid and tried to set my roster at five to one...and it was locked.  Congrats to whatever lucky sob I played.  That sucks.

mikey418

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Tomahawk

I was expecting some sort of welcome back to first place thread started for the obviously most talented team. You guys suck monkeynuts.

mikey418

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rjs246

My piece of shtein team has crawled out of the basement... they're peaking at the right time. Be afraid suckers.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

Quote from: rjs246 on November 02, 2005, 08:42:33 AM
My piece of shtein team has crawled out of the basement... they're peaking at the right time. Be afraid suckers.

How the farg did you get into the :CF Keeper league?  I've been waiting for years.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

God damnit, the next time someone drops out of the :CF Keeper leauge, I get the team.  Alright?  You motherfargers understand?  I don't care if some cooler-than-me poster wants it, it's mine.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger