2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here

[satoshi]

farg Byron Leftwich and his pansy "I play best when I'm injured" ass.

You could say but Leftwich is a better passer.

[QB Eagles]

Does anyone with zesty QBs want to trade me a RB (to be used for backup purposes) for Brian Griese? Griese is currently #16 among QBs in fantasy points this year.

I should also mention that Griese is playing the defenseless Packers on Sunday. The Packers have already been smoked by Joey Harrington and Trent Dilfer.

[Diomedes]

I like the new matchup voting feature.

[Diomedes]

I'll go out on a limb here and guess that Sassy probably beat me on the strength of LT's performance alone.

[Sgt PSN]

I dunno dude.  Other than LT and TO, the rest of my guys didn't do ish today.  Luckily I've still got Green and Rod Smith tomorrow night but you've got Plummer.  The good thing is that anything that Smith does will basically negate anything that Plummer does.  So I'm hoping that any/all of Plummer's td passes go directly to Rod. 

[MDS]

3-0

[QB Eagles]

Looks like Satoshi will beat me unless Priest Holmes gets injured and Tony Gonzalez can finally solve Champ Bailey. Down to the wire all three weeks for me.

[satoshi]

I'm almost 3-0? Wow, this is the best start record in my life.

[QB Eagles]

Week 3

Offensive MVP: LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 42.5pts
Defensive MVPs: Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors), Dwight Freeney (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy), Donnie Edwards (CF_DeepBallas) - 13pts



Offensive overachievers:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +26.62
Steve Smith (Seabiscuit36) +22.34
Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +21.84
Brandon Lloyd (Pli-Plong & Pongora) +20.42
Eli Manning (Pli-Plong & Pongora) +16.13

Defensive overachievers:
Dwight Freeney (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +8.49
Jeremiah Trotter (CSD) +7.59
Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) +4.94
James Farrior (Satoshi) +4.51
Derrick Johnson (Satoshi) +4.46

Offensive underachievers:
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) -11.15
T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Satoshi) -10.1
Joe Horn (Eastern Motors) -9.84
Priest Holmes (Satoshi) -9.42
Isaac Bruce (Pli-Plong & Pongora) -8.94

Defensive underachievers:
Taleo Spikes (Mad's Arch-Villains) -6.84
Rodney Harrison (Mad's Arch-Villains) -6.64
Brian Dawkins (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -5.54
Marcus Trufant (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -5.17
Julian Peterson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -5.09

Left rotting on the bench:
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 31pts
Drew Brees (Phanatics) - 23pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 22.5pts
Jake Delhomme (phillymic) - 20.5pts
Steve McNair (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 18.5pts


Notes

• 2-time overachievers: Zach Thomas, Steve Smith
• 2-time underachievers: Rodney Harrison, Marcus Trufant
• MDS' Mike Zordich's is still the only team that has not had an underachiever
• Phanatics and Mad's Arch-Villains have not yet had an overachiever
• Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy finally won, and with style, owning both offensive and defensive MVPs
• Pli-Plong & Pongora lost despite having two offensive overachievers. Must have been the four players who scored no points
• Eli Manning was the only quarterback who overachieved this week. I'm attributing that to low expectations
• Mad's Arch-Villains lost two-thirds of its defense to season-ending injuries this week
• When is Sassy going to start Drew Bledsoe? When is Seabiscuit going to start Carson Palmer?

[Mad-Lad]

Mad's Arch-Villains lost two-thirds of its defense to season-ending injuries this week

you suck!

[MDS]

I'm the wiz, and nobody beats me.

[Diomedes]

I'll put up the results some time other than now.  Now I need to get another beer.

[Sgt PSN]

[li]When is Sassy going to start Drew Bledsoe?

This week which means that Trent Green is going to go off against Philly. 

[Diomedes]

Week 3 CFFFL AFC Results

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy   125.5
Dio's Bronx Brigands   80

MDS' Mike Zordich's   140
Mad's Arch-Villains   91.5

Eastern Motors   86
Satoshi   107

Phanatics   118.5
CSD   120.5

CF_DeepBallas   136
phillymic   69

Seabiscuit36   114.5
Pli-Plong & Pongora   86.5

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Highest score: 140 (MDS' Mike Zordich's)      
Lowest score: 69 (phillymic)      
Highest winning score: 140 (MDS' Mike Zordich's)      
Lowest winning score: 107 (Satoshi)   
Highest losing score: 118 (Phanatics)      
Lowest losing score: 69 (phillymic)      
Greatest margin of victory: 67 (CF_DeepBallas > phillymic)       
Least margin of victory: 2 (CSD > Phanatics)      


Standings

MDS' Mike Zordich's 3-0-0   
Satoshi 3-0-0   
CF_DeepBallas 2-1-0
Seabiscuit36 2-1-0
Eastern Motors 1-2-0
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 1-2-0
phillymic 1-2-0
Mad's Arch-Villains 1-2-0
CSD 1-2-0 .333
Dio's Bronx Brigands 1-2-0
Phanatics 1-2-0
Pli-Plong & Pongora 1-2-0

[Diomedes]

some notes:

MDS has had the highest score two out of three weeks.
Satoshi has had the lowest winning score two of three weeks.
Most points scored (in one week) so far this season:  143.5 (CF_Deepballas) in week two.
Least points scored (in one week) so far this season: 57.5 (CSD) in week one.